Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume knob stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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︎ Dec 17 2020
I boughta broken radio for a dollar that had the volume stuck all the way up!
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I have a tv here Iβm selling, going cheap as the volume buttons donβt work
You canβt turn that down
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︎ Oct 25 2020
My son told me, βThe car manual says that I shouldnβt turn up the stereo to full volume.β
I said, βThatβs sound advice.β
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︎ May 05 2020
Iβm selling a 55β TV for JUST $1, only problem is the volume button is broken...
... I mean, how can you turn that one down!
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︎ Aug 07 2020
I'm selling a TV for $1, but it's broken and it's stuck on the highest volume.
That's a deal you can't turn down.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.
I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"
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︎ Aug 02 2020
I like to leave the volume on prime numbers only.
Itβs pretty odd, I know.
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︎ May 09 2020
I got a multi-volume encyclopedia about Egyptian mythology and history. Bought the full Set.
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︎ Mar 27 2019
I overheard my wife tell our six year old, βItβs not a good idea to turn up the volume of the IPad to the maximum.β
Me: Listen to mom. Thatβs......sound advice.
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︎ Jun 20 2019
I saw a sale in a store the other day; "TV $5, volume stuck on full"
I picked it up saying to myself, "well I can't turn that down!"
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︎ Mar 06 2019
I got offered an amazing deal today, someone offered to sell me a stereo with a broken volume knob!
I couldnβt turn it down!
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︎ Dec 08 2018
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︎ Oct 18 2015
I'm giving away a brand new television. Problem is, volume is all the way up and can't be changed.
"Can't turn that down."
(Stolen from Gus Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-w0h3g07aE )
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︎ Dec 02 2016
I told my kid he should turn the volume down...
He didn't listen, even though it was sound advice.
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︎ Aug 21 2015
I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down".
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I saw a radio the other day on sale for $1. It had a note stuck on it saying, βVolume stuck on fullβ
I though, βI canβt turn that downβ
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︎ May 15 2020
I saw a radio on sale for only a dollar. Only catch was the volume was stuck on high.
I realized, I canβt turn this down.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Yesterday I saw a radio on sale for a dollar. The sign said that the volume was stuck on full.
I thought, well, I canβt turn that down.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
I found a vintage radio for sale the other day that was stuck on full volume.
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︎ May 28 2020
I saw an ad in a shop window, βTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on fullβ, I thought
βI can't turn that down.β
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︎ Jun 11 2019
I saw an advert that read "Radio for sale, $1.00, volume stuck of full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down"
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︎ Apr 08 2020
I saw an add that said βRadio for sale, $2, Volume stuck on fullβ
I thought, βI canβt turn that down.β
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︎ Jul 20 2019
I saw an ad in a shop window, βTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on fullβ, I thought
βI canβt turn that downβ
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Today I saw an ad that said βradio for sale, $1, volume is stuck at max levelβ
I thought, well I just canβt turn that down
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︎ Feb 13 2019
I saw an ad in a shop window "television for sale 1$, volume stuck on max." I thought
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︎ Sep 25 2019
Son: The car manual says that I should not turn up the stereo volume to the maximum.
Dad: Thatβs......sound advice.
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︎ Jul 20 2019
I saw an advertisement that read: βTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.β
I thought to myself, βI canβt turn that down!"
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︎ May 04 2017
Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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︎ Mar 01 2019
I saw a radio for sale today for $1. Sign said its stuck on full volume.
I thought to myself "well I can't turn that down!"
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︎ Oct 16 2018
I walked by a store with a sign that said βTelevision $1- volume stuck on fullβ
I thought to myself βI canβt turn that down!β
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︎ May 18 2019
I saw an ad for a radio that said: Radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.
I just knew I couldn't turn that down.
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︎ Jan 18 2019
I saw an ad on Craigslist for a free radio. The only thing wrong with it was that the volume knob was stuck on high.
I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down."
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︎ Jan 03 2019
I went to a garage sale the other day, they had a radio with no volume control.
I just couldn't turn it down
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︎ Dec 28 2018
I went to a garage sale and saw a radio for 1$ that had its volume stuck all the way up.
So I said "I guess I can't turn that down!"
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︎ May 26 2019
Today I saw an ad that said: "radio for sale, 1$, volume stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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︎ Dec 21 2018
Today I saw a radio for sale. It said β$1, volume knob broken. Volume stuck at max.β
I though to myself, βI canβt turn that down.β
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︎ Feb 13 2019
Today I sad a ad that said βradio for sale 1$, volume stuck on fullβ
I thought βI canβt turn that down β
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︎ Feb 17 2019
Yesterday I saw an ad that said, "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on max."
I thought, "I can't turn that down"
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︎ Mar 15 2018
I saw a Bluetooth speaker on sale today for $1, but it was broken with its volume stuck on full
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︎ May 28 2018
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