- Nishant Bhatt
- Pratik Sehajpal
- Shamita Shetty
- Donal Bisht
- Tejasswi Prakash
- Karan Kundrra
- Umar Riaz
- Aaksha Singh
- Simba Nagpal
- Vidhi Pandya
- Afsana Khan
- Vishal Kotian
- Reem Shaikh
As per @SonaliFan on twitter, only 13 contestants will enter BB house on day 1 this season.
⚡Confirmed - #KaranKundra #TejasswiPrakash #DonalBisht #VishalKotian #SimaNagpal #PratikSehajpal #NishantBhat #AfsanaKhan #UmarRiaz #AkasaSingh
⚡Not confirmed - #TinaDatta #ReemShaikh #MeeraDeosthale #DivyaAgarwal #VidhiPandya #AmitTandon #Saajz
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
#Elite Group A in Alur
>Karnataka vs Jammu and Kashmir
Jammu and Kashmir won the toss and opted to bowl first
| Karnataka | 5/150 | 20 overs | Extras - 5 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Krishnan Shrijith | 48*(31) | Parvez Rasool | 2/18 |
| Aniruddha Joshi | 29(26) | Aquib Nabi | 2/30 |
| Jammu and Kashmir | 107 all out | 18.4 overs | Extras - 3 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Abdul Samad | 30(27) | Prasidh Krishna | 3/34 |
| Shubham Pundir | 20(24) | Krishnappa Gowtham | 2/13 |
Karnataka won the match by 43 runs
>Railways vs Tripura
Railways won the toss and opted to bowl first
| Tripura | 3/170 | 20 overs | Extras - 8 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Milind Kumar | 61*(40) | Karn Sharma | 1/23 |
| Bishal Ghosh | 36(27) | Kanishk Seth | 1/30 |
| Railways | 4/173 | 19.3 overs | Extras - 11 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mrunal Devdhar | 61*(50) | Sankar Paul | 3/17 |
| Karn Sharma | 45(29) | Tushar Saha | 1/40 |
Railways won the match by 6 wickets
>Punjab vs Uttar Pradesh
Punjab won the toss and opted to bat first
| Punjab | 7/134 | 20 overs | Extras - 2 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Prabhsimran Singh | 43(41) | Bhuvneshwar Kumar | 3/22 |
| Anmolpreet Singh | 35(27) | Ankit Rajpoot | 2/28 |
| Uttar Pradesh | 5/123 | 20 overs | Extras - 9 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Suresh Raina | 56*(50) | Siddarth Kaul | 2/28 |
| Dhruv Jurel | 23(30) | Sandeep Sharma | 1/18 |
Punjab won the match by 11 runs
#Elite Group B in Kolkata
>Jharkhand vs Tamil Nadu
Jharkhand won the toss and opted to bowl first
| Tamil Nadu | 5/189 | 20 overs | Extras - 8 |
|---|---|---|---|
| C Hari Nishanth | 92*(64) | Rahul Shukla | 2/27 |
| Dinesh Karthik | 46(17) | Anukul Roy | 1/32 |
| Jharkhand | 7/123 | 20 overs | Extras - 4 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Anand Singh | 28*(24) | Sonu Yadav | 3/31 |
| Virat Singh | 23(24) | Sandeep Warrier | 2/22 |
Tamil Nadu won the match by 66 runs
>Odisha vs Bengal
Bengal won the toss and opted to bowl first
| Odisha | 113 all out | 20 overs | Extras - 7 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Rajesh Dhuper | 37(37) | Ishan Porel | 3/26 |
| Ankit Yadav | 32(39) | Akash Deep | 2/20 |
| Bengal | 1/114 | 12.2 overs | Extras - 1 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Vivek Singh | 54*(35) | Govinda Podder | 1/10 |
| Suvankar Bal | 34*(23) | Sunil Roul | 0/19 |
Bengal won the match by 9 wickets
>Assam vs Hyderabad
Hyderabad won the toss and opted to bowl first
| Assam | 5/159 | 20 Overs | Extras - 11 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Riyan Parag | 51*(40) | Kartikeya Kak | 3/42 |
| Rajjakudin Ahmed | 31*(15) | Bavanka Sandeep | 1/8 |
| Hyderabad | 8/157 | 20 overs | Extras - 3 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Himalay Agarwal | 29(22) | Pritam Das | 3/30 |
| Ravi Teja | 22(11) | Amlanjyoti Das | 2/26 |
Assam won the match by 2 runs
#Elite Group C in Vadodara
>Baroda vs Uttarakhand
*Uttarakhand won the
... keep reading on reddit ➡When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
