OUAT has some of the best comedy, wether it be Emma and Regina being masters of sass or just those episodes that were slice of life like Snow getting absolutely plastered and arguing with vikings.But my fave jokes are the weird meta Disney jokes.This being the king of them IMO, what are your faves?
[Spoilers] IMDb is a joke for Seasons 5b and 6a of Vikings.
From Seasons 1-5a, ratings were only allowed to be made after the episode aired. However, for both 5b and 6a, you’re allowed to vote before the episode airs and it’s so stupid.
What’s even the point of it if it allows for you to vote before the episode airs? 6x9 is already on a 8.7 rating when the episode is airing in around 12 hours lol.
Vikings star Marco Ilsø jokes about ‘worst bit about filming’ as he’s ignored by animal co-stars newsfeeds.media/vikings-s…
Is anyone else really really sick of the "Brett Favre Vikings legend" joke on r/nfl?
Like it was funny the first time and second time and maybe even the tenth time but my God has it been beaten to death. I feel like I'd just be called a homer if I complained about it but I get so annoyed with that stupid meme popping up literally every time someone mentions anything even tangentially related to the guy.
Collection thread: can/cannot into Nordic/Viking jokes
Hi,
the time has come to say good bye to this punchline. It really starts to get boring.
Please post all your can/cannot into Viking and/or Nordic stuff here so we'll get a nice collection together.
Thanks.
[Pelissero] Kyle Rudolph joking about the Vikings winning with 10 pass attempts: “I guess that’s how we’re going to celebrate the NFL’s 100th year — we’re going to set the game back about 100 years.” twitter.com/TomPelissero/…
I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...
He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"
The Vikings are promoting Klint Kubiak to offensive coordinator, sources tell me and Ian Rapoport. Mike Zimmer wanted to keep the Kubiak offense in place, and he’ll do it quite literally. It’ll just be 33-year-old Klint -- not his father Gary, who retired -- calling plays in 2021. twitter.com/tompelissero/…
I was checking out at the grocery store today and the bagger was holding my stuff over the shopping cart and asked: “sir, would you like to go out with the cart?”. To which I replied “oh, no thanks I’m actually married”. My poor son looked mortified. Dad joke status ACHIEVED.
[Vikings Central] The San Francisco 49ers have offered their 2nd and 4th round draft picks, along with Jimmy Garoppolo to the Minnesota Vikings for Kirk Cousins. Vikings want a 1st. twitter.com/vikescentral/…
Randy Moss Retweets a Joke about being WRs coach for Vikes (CAN WE DREAM?!)
[Schefter] Compensation update: Bills are trading a 1st-round pick, a 5th-round pick, a 6th-round pick and a 2021 4th-round pick for Vikings WR Stefon Diggs and a 2020 7th-round pick, source tells ESPN. twitter.com/AdamSchefter/…
A famous viking of the red clan came home one day and told his wife it's gonna rain tomorrow. She asked him how he knows. He told her:
Rudolf the red knows rain, dear!
Forging a Viking style sword. 5160 and 24” blade at the moment but it should gain an inch or two in the tapering. Thanks for looking
My 10 year old came in with a piece of paper and said “Dad, I’ve got a joke for you.”
Then she ripped it in half and said, “Never mind, it’s tearable.”
I feel like I’ve succeeded as a dad.
TIL that a “thing” was a term used to describe a governing assembly in medieval Saxon and Viking cultures. A thing was presided over by law speakers, and free members of the community were called to attend. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thi…
ELI5: When did people stop believing in the old gods like Greek and Norse? Did the Vikings just wake up one morning and think ''this is bullshit''?
Vikings be murdering innocent people for fun and now we gotta work together with those savages?
TIL about an unnamed Viking warrior who was tasked with guarding a narrow (4 person wide) bridge against the Saxons in 1066. He survived constant attack for 1 hour until a clever Saxon floated down the river in a barrel and piked him in the groin from under the bridge. badassoftheweek.com/index…
My dad burst into my room and said, “Wanna hear a joke?”, and then proceeded to fart for a whole minute.
He said. “Sorry. That was a long winded story.”
Source has told me that the Browns and Vikings are in discussions on a deal that would send Odell Beckham to the Vikings for a 2nd and 5th next year. Deal is not done, but it is being discussed. twitter.com/MarcMalusis/s…
Things are going pretty well. Just like this and we can win! (P.S. Gonna laugh my bottom off when I'll see vikings trying to take the castle, because the number is only getting higher thanks to cultists.)
[Schefter] Kirk Cousins completed 23-of-26 passes Thursday night (88.5%), the highest completion percentage in a game in Vikings’ history (min. 20 attempts), beating Brett Favre’s record in 2009 (88.0%). Of Cousins’ three incompletions, two were throwaways and the other was a dropped pass. twitter.com/adamschefter/…
During this close season I was wondering where all the Vikings fans live : I"m in Scotland but managed two game, one at US Bank and one at wenbley SKOL
Ryan Reynolds to battle Sharks, Vikings and Nazis in Sam Raimi's Bermuda Triangle flickeringmyth.com/2018/0…
Getting the funeral pyre and a small boat, gonna send her out like a Viking.
[Gold] Vikings now have pick 22 and 25 in the 1st round after the trade. Kirk Cousins still has Adam Thielen, but it’s a deep WR draft. twitter.com/AlexGold/stat…
All the adult vikings in "How to Train Your Dragon" have Scottish accents, the teenagers have Midwestern accents, and the movie takes place in Scandinavia. Gobber is the only one with a proper accent.
Sportsline on Twitter (05/08/20) - Our model simulated the NFL season 10,000 times and these teams have the best chance to win Super Bowl LV: Ravens 23.7% Chiefs 21.5% 49ers 14.0% Saints 10.3% Vikings 3.6% Bills 3.2% Seahawks 3.2% Bucs 2.9% Eagles 2.7% Cowboys 2.6% Titans 1.6% Rams 1.4% twitter.com/SportsLine/st…
[Minnesota Vikings] For the memories and The Miracle, thank you @stefondiggs! twitter.com/Vikings/statu…
One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said "It's going to rain". His wife asked "how do you know?"
"Because rudolph the red knows rain, dear"
[Baldwin] Week 11 NFL Tiers. The Ravens are very, very good. The Cowboys and Vikings are underrated but probably not going to get a playoff bye so likely doomed in the playoffs twitter.com/benbbaldwin/s…
An article on Rhodri Mawr, medieval Welsh king and warrior who won numerous victories against Vikings!
Here's my article on Rhodri Mawr (who appears in Assassin's Creed:Valhalla), Welsh medieval King who won a lot of victories against Vikings and English, and expanded Gwynedd territory a lot! He's awesome, I swear.
Dad jokes are the best and i am now gonna write why
Why
The Vikings have traded pick 25 to the 49ers for picks 31, 117, and 176
I was telling jokes about nuts and bolts
But then I screwed up.
[Rapoport] One big piece of this: Had the Vikings done the deal with Trent Williams, he would’ve gotten an extension. With the 49ers, no extension is included in the deal and none is imminent. twitter.com/RapSheet/stat…
Viking goal tender Casper Shoe-Michael showing why he has 98% SAC (Succesful aural communications) and 9.89 xVCE p90 (expected vocal chord extensions per 90). He's for sure in my top 3 goats of all time v.redd.it/ahvas2s0cni61
[Schefter] With CBs Mackensie Alexander and Mike Hughes on IR, the Vikings worked out their former nickel/CB coach and player, Terence Newman, league sources tell @FieldYates and me. Newman is 41, but the team considered signing him before promoting a cornerback from its practice squad. twitter.com/AdamSchefter/…
I made this map in 206/17 based on 2014's television series map and another map, with a fictional Northern line, but I'm sure that the names of the stations in red are not mine (I wish I had the fantasy to call one of them "Viking's Port"). Can you help me find the second map please?
[Tomasson] Vikings need about $4.5 million to sign their draft picks so they have about $8.4 million of cap room for other stuff Along with other things they're still looking at some veteran cornerbacks, looking into a possible Dalvin Cook contract extension and will sign more minimum guys twitter.com/christomasson…
[Sosa] In 15 months, the Vikings have drafted K Daniel Carlson, cut P Ryan Quigley, cut K Kai Forbath, signed P Matt Wile, cut K Daniel Carlson, sign K Dan Bailey, draft LS Austin Cutting, cut LS Kevin McDermott, trade for K/P Kaare Vedvik, cut K/P Kaare Vedvik, and sign P Britton Colquitt twitter.com/sosarick/stat…
John Carpenter talks new album, 'Halloween Kills,' and why he loves pretending he's a Viking ew.com/music/john-carpent…
