Vijay Gupta Puns

Hello! We’ve been holding free weekly online Zoom events since Covid hit - we call them Happy Hours! Our event on 5/11/21 will be our 56th Happy Hour. Previous guests include Alan Menken, Chris Thile, Hilary Hahn, etc.

Vijay Gupta is a passionate advocate for the vital role of music to heal, shape, and change the way we see ourselves and the world around us. Hailed by The New Yorker as a “visionary violinist...one of the most radical thinkers in the unradical world of American classical music,” Vijay is the founding Artistic Director of Street Symphony, a community of musicians fostering connection for people in recovery from homelessness and incarceration in Los Angeles.

Vijay enjoys a protean career as a collaborator and communicator, sharing his work with communities, companies and campuses across America. Vijay has collaborated with artists such as the Kronos Quartet, Yo-Yo Ma, the Philharmonia Orchestra of London, and served as a member of the first violin section of the Los Angeles Philharmonic for 12 years. Vijay is the recipient of a 2018 MacArthur Fellowship.

Join us for live musical performance and in-depth conversation with this renowned violinist. He will also be answering audience questions.

You can register here. Hope to see you!

It's been only four days since we lost him and people are stooping to new low everyday. Now someone is making movie on his life. Can we please let him rest in peace and stop making mockery of his life for fame?!!

link to the interview

Details of Consultations by the Committee for Draft National Education Policy(July 2017 onwards)

The following is an inventory of various organizations, autonomous bodies, institutions, ministries, eminent persons and individuals with whom the Committee or any member has met and interacted.

I. Ministries / Institutions / Associations / Organizations

1. Aga Khan Foundation
2. Akhil Bharatiya Vidyarthi Parishad
3. Akshay Patra Foundation
4. All India Council for Technical Education
5. All India Management Association
6. All India Secondary Teachers Association
7. Anjuman-I-Islam
8. Associated Chambers of Commerce of India
9. Association of Healthcare Providers India, Bengaluru
10. Association of Indian Universities, New Delhi
11. Azim Premji University
12. Bharath Shikshana Mandal
13. Bharatiya Shiksha Shodh Sansthan, Lucknow
14. Catholic Bishops’ Conference of India
15. Center for Contemporary Studies – Indian Institute of Science, Bengaluru
16. Confederation of Indian Industry
17. Consortium of Christian Minority Higher Education Institutions
18. Darul Uloom Deoband
19. Department of Higher Education, MHRD
20. Department of Legal Affairs, New Delhi
21. Department of School Education and Literacy, MHRD
22. Education Promotion Society of India, New Delhi
23. Federation of Indian Chambers of Commerce & Industry
24. Indian Academy of Sciences
25. Indian Council of Agricultural Research, New Delhi
26. Indian Council of Historical Research
27. Indian Council of Philosophical Research
28. Indian Institute of Management, Ahmedabad
29. Indian Institute of Science, Bengaluru
30. Indian National Academy of Engineering
31. Indian National Science Academy
32. Indian Society for Training and Development
33. Institute of Chinese Studies
34. International Conference on Harmonisation
35. International Institute of Information Technology, Bengaluru
36. Librarians from leading Institutions, Bengaluru
37. Maharashtra Cosmopolitan Education Society, Pune
38. Maulana Azad National Urdu University, Hyderabad
39. Ministry of Agriculture, New Delhi
40. Ministry of Health and Family Welfare, New Delhi
41. Ministry of Science and Technology, New Delhi
42. Ministry of Skill Development and Entrepreneurship, New Delhi
43. Ministry of Women and Child Development, New Delhi
44. Muslim Educational Society
45. National Academy of Sciences
46. National Assessment and Accreditation Council, New Delhi
47. National Association of Software and Services Companies
48. National Council of

##GROUP A - ROUND 5

Match 77: Vidarbha vs Jammu and Kashmir at Sharad Pawar Cricket Academy, BKC, Mumbai

Vidarbha won the toss and chose to field

Vidarbha won by 5 wickets (42 balls to spare)

Stats:

• Maiden List A fifty for Fazil Rashid (22 innings)

• 26th List A fifty for Parvez Rasool (114 innings, 1 ton)

• 9th List A ton for Faiz Fazal (105 innings, 22 fifties)

• 6th List A fifty for Apoorv Wankhade (25 innings)

• Highest List A score for Apoorv Wankhade

Match 78: Odisha vs Himachal at Cricket Club of India, Mumbai

Himachal won the toss and chose to bat

Himacha won by 63 runs

Stats:

• 15th List A fifty for Prashant Chopra (82 innings, 6 tons)

• Maiden List A fifty for Shubham Arora (5 innings)

• 13th List A fifty for Rishi Dhawan (88 innings, 1 ton)

• 7th List A fifty for Nikhil Gangta (40 innings, 1 ton)

• 6th List A fifty for Sandeep Pattanaik (22 innings)

• 9th List A fifty for Anurag Sarangi (33 innings, 2 tons)

• 5th List A fifty for Subhransu Senapati (28 innings, 2 tons)

• 2nd List A 5-fer for Mayank Dagar (36 innings, 2 4-fers)

• Best List A bowling figures for Mayank Dagar

• Highest total for Himachal

• Highest 2nd innings total for Odisha

Match 79: Gujarat vs Andhra at Dadoji Konddev Stadium, Thane

Gujarat won the toss and chose to field

Match 99 / QF 1: Tamil Nadu vs Kerala, 18th November 2021 at Arun Jaitley Stadium, New Delhi

Tamil Nadu won the toss and chose to field first

Tamil Nadu won by 5 wickets (3 balls remaining)

Summary: Kerala made one change in their eleven by bringing in KM Asif for Basil Thampi. Tamil Nadu were forced to make changes as B Sai Sudharsan and Saravan Kumar replaced Natarajan and Baba Aparajith. Kerala started cautiously by only attacking weaklink Sarvan Kumar and reaching 42 for 0 after 6. Murugan Ashwin provided the breakthrough by getting rid of Mohammed Azharuddeen. Rohan Kunnummal and Sachin Baby continued this approach by adding 46 runs in 37 balls. Sanjay Yadav got Kunnummal stumped and added another wicket to his tally in the same over as Samson went back for 2 ball duck. Kerala added just 64 runs in middle overs phase (6.1-15.0). They continued this approach till 17th over. 18th over was bowled by 2 bowlers (Sandeep Warrier got injured after 3 balls). Warrier's 3 balls were 6, 4, 6 and Saravan Kumar's 3 balls were 6, 0, 1. Vishnu Vinod continued this approach in next over by scoring 19 runs off M Mohammed over even after losing Sachin Baby in the process. Saravan Kumar kept up his apprach in last over as Kerala as they added 62 in last 3. Vinod reached his 50 off 22 balls.

Tamil Nadu started their response in aggressive manner before Jagadeesan got out in Asif's 1st over. They were 58 for 1 after 6. Hari Nishanth was clean bowled by Manu Krishnan in 1st ball of middle overs phase. When it looked like Tamil Nadu were easily cruising to another victory, Sudharsan was clean bowled by Midhun S. He added 57 runs in 38 ball with Vijay Shankar. Tamil Nadu needed 50 off last 5 after adding 74 in middle 9 overs. Manu Krishnan came back in 17th over to dismiss skipper Shankar. Sanjay Yadav was the last one to go after adding 33 runs in 16 balls with Shahrukh Khan. M Mohammed finished the match off with a six when 1 was needed off 4 balls.

Stats:

• 3rd T20 fifty fo

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Print: "Shekhar Gupta’s media venture Printline Media Pvt. Ltd has raised an undisclosed sum from investors including Ratan Tata, Uday Kotak and Nandan Nilekani, all of whom are putting money in the company in their personal capacity. The company will use the money to launch its news site The Print, a multimedia digital news platform, in the next three months.

The anchor investors—the list also has Biocon Ltd founder Kiran Mazumdar Shaw, Bangalore-based tech-entrepreneur Rajiv C. Mody and Paytm founder Vijay Shekhar Sharma—will hold close to 20% equity in Printline Media. The remaining stake will be held by Printline founder Shekhar Gupta."

https://www.livemint.com/Companies/wZvHR4E6sGu9n6Q76kJGQI/Shekhar-Guptas-The-Print-raises-funds-from-Ratan-Tata-Nand.html

Wire: Recently, The Wire received considerably huge funding of Rs. 1.16 crores from a Trust, owned by the renowned Tata Group. https://trunicle.com/why-indian-corporates-fund-anti-india-fake-news-peddlers-like-alt-news-amp-the-wire/

Discovered a twitter trend dating 2-3 years back when news of TATA funding the Wire broke:

https://twitter.com/mohnotgaurav18/status/1085869904144814081

> The Wire’s Science coverage is fully funded by specifically earmarked contributions from Rohan Murthy, who made a first grant of Rs 50 lakh in December 2015 and a follow-up grant of the same amount in May 2017.

https://www.hindupost.in/media/runs-funds-hinduphobic-anti-bharat-media-like-wire/

FactChecker.in:

#"INDEPENDENT AND PUBLIC-SPIRITED MEDIA FOUNDATION"

Grantees:

https://ipsmf.org/grantee-portfolio/

Caravan. AltNews. Mojo. NewsMinute. Print. Swarajya. EPW. DownToEarth. EastMojo. Feminism In India. The Citizen. Supreme Court Observer. The India Forum. Imphal Free Press. Kashmir Observer. Wire (Till 2020). Livelaw (Till 2020). The Ken (Till 2020). IndiaSpend.

Less well known grantees: Satyagraha- by Sanjay Dubey- founder-editor of Tehelka. Asiaville. Janjwar- "covers issues and events in the states of UP, Bihar, Uttarakhand, Jharkhand, Haryana and Delhi. It particularly focuses on people’s movements." LiveHistoryIndia. India Development Review (IDR). The Bastion- started by three young students, and incubated at the Ashoka University near Delhi, "strives to leverage research and academia to put out data and evidence-based stories." Suno India. Sikkim Chronicle. Max Maharashtra- founded by journalist Ravindra Ambekar and is based out

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

I just saw these words from Vijay Gupta, a brilliant classical violinist, on his Instagram account. He's the real deal, and this is what he has to say about forgiving ourselves for our past mistakes:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CVGdtSUjEOT/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Be well!

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Hello! We’ve been holding free weekly online Zoom events since Covid hit - we call them Happy Hours! Our event on 5/11/21 will be our 56th Happy Hour. Previous guests include Alan Menken, Chris Thile, Hilary Hahn, etc.

Vijay Gupta is a passionate advocate for the vital role of music to heal, shape, and change the way we see ourselves and the world around us. Hailed by The New Yorker as a “visionary violinist...one of the most radical thinkers in the unradical world of American classical music,” Vijay is the founding Artistic Director of Street Symphony, a community of musicians fostering connection for people in recovery from homelessness and incarceration in Los Angeles.

Vijay enjoys a protean career as a collaborator and communicator, sharing his work with communities, companies and campuses across America. Vijay has collaborated with artists such as the Kronos Quartet, Yo-Yo Ma, the Philharmonia Orchestra of London, and served as a member of the first violin section of the Los Angeles Philharmonic for 12 years. Vijay is the recipient of a 2018 MacArthur Fellowship.

Join us for live musical performance and in-depth conversation with this renowned violinist. He will also be answering audience questions.

You can register here. Hope to see you!

##GROUP A - ROUND 2

Match 20: Gujarat vs Odisha at Sharad Pawar Cricket Academy, BKC, Mumbai

Odisha won the toss and chose to field

Odisha won by 3 wickets (3 balls to spare)

Stats:

• Maiden List A ton for Kathan Patel (8 innings)

• 3rd smallest win (by runs) for Odisha (smallest win is 2 wickets vs Tripura in 2009-10)

Match 21: Andhra vs Vidarbha at Cricket Club of India, Mumbai

Vidarbha won the toss and chose to field

Vidarbha won by 8 wickets (50 balls to spare)

Stats:

• Maiden List A fifty for CR Gnaneshwar (4 innings)

• 40th List A fifty for Ambati Rayudu (159 innings, 5 tons)

• 2nd List A ton for Atharva Taide (14 innings, 2 fifties)

• 2nd highest 2nd innings total for Vidarbha (highest 2nd innings total is 301/8 vs Bengal in 2014-15)

• Highest target chased by Vidarbha

• 4th biggest win (by wickets) for Vidarbha (bigges win is 10 wickets vs Andhra in 2015-16)

Match 22: Himachal vs Jammu and Kashmir at Dadoji Konddev Stadium, Thane

Jammu and Kashmir won the toss and chose to field first

##GROUP A - ROUND 3

Match 39: Gujarat vs Himachal at Sharad Pawar Cricket Academy, BKC, Mumbai

Gujarat won the toss and chose to field

Himachal won by 97 runs

Stats:

• 13th List A fifty for Prashant Chopra (80 innings, 6 tons)

• 5th List A fifty for Amit Kumar (35 innings, 2 tons)

• 11th List A fifty for Rishi Dhawan (86 innings, 1 ton)

• 9th List A fifty for Piyush Chawla (109 innings)

• 9th List A fifty for Bhargav Merai (38 innings, 2 tons)

• 2nd highest 1st innings total and 4th highest total for Himachal (highest total is 351 all out vs Maharashtra in 2016-17)

• 5th biggest win (by runs) for Himachal (biggest win is 185 runs vs Delhi in 2016-17)

Match 40: Andhra vs Jammu and Kashmir at Cricket Club of India, Mumbai

Jammu and Kashmir won the toss and chose to bat

Andhra won by 2 wickets (6 balls to spare)

Stats:

• Maiden List A ton for Ram Dayal (45 innings, 3 fifties)

• Ram Dayal rescued Jammu Kashmir from 61/8 and added 147 runs for last 2 wickets.

• 15th List A fifty for Ricky Bhui (51 innings, 2 tons)

• 4th smallest win (by wickets) for Andhra (smallest win is 1 wicket vs Goa in 2017-18)

Match 41: Vidarbha vs Odisha at Dadoji Konddev Stadium, Thane

Odisha won the toss and chose to field

Details of Consultations by the Committee for Draft National Education Policy(July 2017 onwards)

The following is an inventory of various organizations, autonomous bodies, institutions, ministries, eminent persons and individuals with whom the Committee or any member has met and interacted.

I. Ministries / Institutions / Associations / Organizations

1. Aga Khan Foundation

2. Akhil Bharatiya Vidyarthi Parishad

3. Akshay Patra Foundation

4. All India Council for Technical Education

5. All India Management Association

6. All India Secondary Teachers Association

7. Anjuman-I-Islam

8. Associated Chambers of Commerce of India

9. Association of Healthcare Providers India, Bengaluru

10. Association of Indian Universities, New Delhi

11. Azim Premji University

12. Bharath Shikshana Mandal

13. Bharatiya Shiksha Shodh Sansthan, Lucknow

14. Catholic Bishops’ Conference of India

15. Center for Contemporary Studies – Indian Institute of Science, Bengaluru

16. Confederation of Indian Industry

17. Consortium of Christian Minority Higher Education Institutions

18. Darul Uloom Deoband

19. Department of Higher Education, MHRD

20. Department of Legal Affairs, New Delhi

21. Department of School Education and Literacy, MHRD

22. Education Promotion Society of India, New Delhi

23. Federation of Indian Chambers of Commerce & Industry

24. Indian Academy of Sciences

25. Indian Council of Agricultural Research, New Delhi

26. Indian Council of Historical Research

27. Indian Council of Philosophical Research

28. Indian Institute of Management, Ahmedabad

29. Indian Institute of Science, Bengaluru

30. Indian National Academy of Engineering

31. Indian National Science Academy

32. Indian Society for Training and Development

33. Institute of Chinese Studies

34. International Conference on Harmonisation

35. International Institute of Information Technology, Bengaluru

36. Librarians from leading Institutions, Bengaluru

37. Maharashtra Cosmopolitan Education Society, Pune

38. Maulana Azad National Urdu University, Hyderabad

39. Ministry of Agriculture, New Delhi

40. Ministry of Health and Family Welfare, New Delhi

41. Ministry of Science and Technology, New Delhi

42. Ministry of Skill Development and Entrepreneurship, New Delhi

43. Ministry of Women and Child Development, New Delhi

44. Muslim Educational Society

45. National Academy of Sciences

46. National Assessment and Accreditation Council, New Delhi

47. National Association of Software a

##GROUP A - ROUND 5

Match 77: Puducherry vs Odisha, 9th November 2021 in Lucknow

Puducherry won the toss

Puducherry won by 6 wickets (6 balls remaining)

Stats:

• 11th T20 fifty for Paras Dogra in 89 innings

• 5th highest 2nd innings total for Puducherry (highest 2nd innings total is 228/6 vs Andhra in 2020-21)

• Biggest win (by wickets) for Puducherry

• 2nd highest target chased by Puducherry (highest target is 227 vs Andhra in 2020-21)

Match 78: Maharashtra vs Goa, 9th November 2021 in Lucknow

Maharashtra won the toss

Maharashtra won by 73 runs

Stats:

• Maiden T20 ton for Yash Nahar in 12 innings

• 3rd lowest 2nd innings total and joint 5th lowest total for Goa (lowest total is 82 all out vs Baroda in 2015-16)

• 2nd biggest win (by runs) for Maharashtra (biggest win is 117 runs vs Puducherry, 1 day ago)

Match 79: Tamil Nadu vs Punjab, 9th November 2021 in Lucknow

Punjab won the toss

Tamil Nadu won by 7 wickets (17 balls remaining)

Stats:

• 5th T20 fifty f