-Borja Lasso: "Me he quedado con ganas del gol" (http://sevillafc.es/actualidad/noticias/borja-lasso-me-he-quedado-con-ganas-del-gol)

-Carole: "Es mi primer partido en el Ramón Sánchez-Pizjuán y estoy contento" (http://sevillafc.es/actualidad/noticias/carole-es-mi-primer-partido-en-el-estadio-y-estoy-muy-contento)

-David Soria: "Estos partidos son muy importantes para los menos habituales" (http://sevillafc.es/actualidad/noticias/david-soria-estos-partidos-son-muy-importantes-para-los-menos-habituales)

-Corchia: "El equipo está creciendo, jugamos bien y con intensidad" (http://sevillafc.es/actualidad/noticias/corchia-el-equipo-esta-creciendo-jugamos-bien-y-con-intensidad)

-Krohn-Dehli: "Todos hemos hecho un buen partido" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41IqeW8Tlhw)

https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/threads/mod-imperatrix-victoria.1410441/post-27308967

We’re back today with a dev diary on one of the most overlooked continents in 19th century geopolitical history - it’s South America!

Within this dev diary, we will also be showing you some of our new character models to bring the leaders of the world out of their togas and into some fitted suits! Female character models were lovingly adapted for imp19c by Pureon, while male character models have been made for western characters too!

The political map has changed quite a bit since early development, now more closely reflecting the real historical land claims and ownership of all the factions.

https://preview.redd.it/3xdxxf6kuoi61.png?width=1466&format=png&auto=webp&s=753bfd11c4afd4fb39aa67d9edfa7b203a030f13

Most of the continent is locked in a battle between Spanish royalists, constitutionalists and pro-independence factions. Many of the pro-independence states are playable tags, even though they have not yet signed in constitutions or made official declarations of independence.

Nations in yellow are direct colonies of Spain, ruled by royalist forces. You will notice in the centre there is an orange-coloured country called “Charcas” - this is the Audience of Charcas, an administrative division of Peru ruled by the supreme court of Charcas from the city of La Plata. It is currently still a protectorate of Peru, but several small microstates have broken out in open rebellion and thrown the region into chaos.

The strict royalist governor of Peru, José Fernnando de Abascal y Sousa, leads a crackdown on the “republiquetas” of Charcas.

https://preview.redd.it/qwvs7gkmuoi61.png?width=549&format=png&auto=webp&s=479f7e9a80a5a60d62e4d9ef9672bbad10aa4a75

In the northern reaches of Continental New Spain, many small juntas have declared independence and are working to federate into what will eventually be Colombia. However, for the time being the royalist forces of Santafé de Bogota have kept the forces of independence splintered and pressured. The strongest independence faction remains the republic of Cartagena, which currently holds the de-facto position of leadership of independent Colombia.

Camilo Torres Tenorio leads the republic of Cartagena.

https://preview.re

The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

Please forgive my ignorance, for I do not know EVERY single Comic Book Media, out there. If I missed any, let me know, and I'll edit it in! :)

Morena Baccarin (Leslie "Lee" Thompkins)

1. Justice League Unlimited (Black Canary/Dinah Lance/Edgar Mandragora)
2. Batman: The Brave and the Bold (Cheetah)
3. Son of Batman (Talia)
4. Batman: Bad Blood (Talia)
5. Deadpool/Deadpool 2 (Vanessa)
6. [2014] The Flash (Gideon)

David Dastmalchian (Dwight Pollard)

1. The Dark Knight (Thomas Schiff)
2. Ant-Man (Kurt)
3. Ant-Man and the Wasp (Kurt)
4. [2014] Flash (Abra Kadabra)
5. Suicide Squad 2 (Polka-Dot Man)

Michael Chiklis (Nathaniel Barnes/the Executioner)

1. Fantastic 4 Game (Benjamin Grimm/the Thing)
2. [2005] Fantastic 4 (Benjamin Grimm/the Thing)
3. Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer (Benjamin Grimm/the Thing)

Peyton List (Ivy Pepper 3)

1. Smallville (Lucy Lane)
2. [2014] The Flash (Lisa Snart/Golden Glider)
3. Batman: Hush (Poison Ivy)

Jamie Chung (Valerie Vale)

1. X-Men Destiny Game (Aimi Yoshida)
2. [The Gifted](https://yo

I would have a daughter

But Bill kept the Windows

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

.

.

.

He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

No it doesn't.

And then you will all be sorry.

Now it’s syncing.

He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"

She said how do you know he was headed to work?

I will find you. You have my Word.

“thank you for your cervix.”

...sails are going through the roof.

Made me smile

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

But now I stand corrected.

A taxi

Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.

Wookie mistake.

Theoretical Fizz-ics

Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark

I said, “That makes two of us.”

so I had to ground him.

He's doing better currently.

And conducting himself properly.