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This week's photo: Week 45 - Victor Jory (1902-1982) and Vivienne Osborne (1896-1961) in The Devil's In Love (1933)
Victor Jory was the boxing and wrestling champion of the Coast Guard during his military term. He was in 199 movies from 1930 until 1980, aged 78.
Vivienne Osborne starred in 38 movies from 1920 to 1946. After leaving the film industry in 1946, she worked as a salesperson in a department store.
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Wow, this serial is a mixed bag. It gives us an interpretation of the Shadow I really liked -Victor Jory was inspired casting, with his prominent nose, authoritative voice and sharp eyes. He looks terrific in the black get-up, too (It's not so much a cloak hanging behind him as judge's robes, more practical for sneaking around). Jory also has a great sinister chuckle, something essential for the character; it seems like genuine sardonic amusement, not forced at all.
A lot of elements from the pulps and the radio turn up in recognizable form... the Cobalt Club, Commissioner Weston and Inspector Joe Cardona, Harry Vincent* (although reduced to just being a chauffeur) and Margot Lane (played by shrieking Veda Ann Borg), here shown as a lab assistant to scientist Lamont Cranston. The Shadow is wanted by the police and underworld alike, he uses disguises to get information and he is determined to track down the super-villain menacing the city.
All very good, although he uses a single revolver rather than a pair of 45s. The Shadow indulges in way too many slugfests rather than just shooting the thugs dead, and he runs around in broad daylight in his drag rather than stealthily sneaking around in dim surroundings like a pulp ninja. But these were requirements of the serials that I could accept as part of the medium. Careful lighting and staging to show the Shadow emerging from gloom, sneaking up unseen behind his enemies and escaping into the, well shadows... all that would take time and rehearsals to do well, and serials were cranked out at an hysterical pace that didn't allow for such luxuries.
But then there is this strong element of slapstick.
THE SHADOW was directed by James W. Horne, perhaps best remembered by mainstream film buffs as for his fine Laurel and Hardy flicks. Here, he sneaks comedy in from time to time, including exaggerated reaction shots and facial expressions. There are a lot of goofy moments here but (surprisingly) I kind of liked them. Maybe I've just had enough grim, deadly serious stuff for a while.
Two thugs are waiting for their chief and one asks, "Say, tell me that story about Little Red Riding Hood again, I like it," and the other one obligingly begins, "Well, once upon a time..." just as their boss enters. Some of the humor is actually appropriate for the mood in the way the early James Bond films were. A car full of thugs crashes into a billboard which says DRIVE SAFELY and Cranston grins appreciatively as he speeds aw
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Match Info:
Date: January 14, 2022
Time: 19:45 (UTC) - [When does it kick off my time?](https://www.starts-at.com/e/?iso=2022-01-14T19:45&00:00&title=Gent vs Kortrijk)
Venue: GHELAMCO-arena
Referee: Wim Smet, Belgium
Recent form
Gent: WWDLWW
Kortrijk: LDDDDW
Lineups:
Gent - 3-4-1-2
Starting XI: Sinan Bolat, Andreas Hanche-Olsen, Elisha Owusu, NΓΊrio Fortuna, Matisse Samoise, Sven Kums, Julien De Sart, Alessio Castro-Montes, Yonas Malede, Andrew Hjulsager, Ilombe Mboyo
Substitutes: Davy Roef, Bram Lagae, Ibrahima CissΓ©, Christopher Operi, Roman Bezus, Gianni Bruno
Coach: H. Vanhaezebrouck
Kortrijk - 4-3-3
Starting XI: Marko IliΔ, Tsuyoshi Watanabe, Trent Sainsbury, Aleksandar RadovanoviΔ, Kristof D'Haene, Ante Palaversa, Victor Torp, Kevin Vandendriessche, Mathias Fixelles, Billal Messaoudi, Dylan Mbayo
Substitutes: Joris Delle, Abdelkahar Kadri, Marlos Moreno, Sambou Sissoko, Tsotne Bendianishvili
Coach: K. Belhocine
Match Stats:
Gent | Kortrijk | |
---|---|---|
5 | Shots On Goal | 6 |
9 | Shots Off Goal | 5 |
13 | Shots inside box | 8 |
8 | Shots outside box | 5 |
21 | Total Shots | 13 |
7 | Blocked Shots | 2 |
9 | Fouls | 20 |
5 | Corner Kicks | 5 |
2 | Offsides | 0 |
64% | Ball Possession | 36% |
1 | Yellow Cards | 5 |
0 | Red Cards | 0 |
4 | Goalkeeper Saves | 3 |
576 | Total passes | 329 |
484 | Pass accuracy | 239 |
84% | Passes % | 73% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
8' GOAL! Scored by D. Mbayo (Kortrijk)
28' Yellow Card for T. Watanabe (Kortrijk)
30' Yellow Card for K. D'Haene (Kortrijk)
44' GOAL! Scored by A. Castro-Montes (Gent)
46' Substitution: S. Sissoko for K. Vandendriessche (Kortrijk)
47' Yellow Card for A. Hanche-Olsen (Gent)
52' GOAL! Scored by I. Mboyo (Gent)
58' Yellow Card for S. Sissoko (Kortrijk)
68' Substitution: A. Kadri for V. Torp (Kortrijk)
78' Substitution: M. Moreno for B. Messaoudi (Kortrijk)
79' Substitution: R. Bezus for A. Hjulsager (Gent)
82' Yellow Card for T. Sainsbury (Kortrijk)
85' Substitution: I. CissΓ© for S. Kums (Gent)
87' Yellow Card for A. Palaversa (Kortrijk)
90' GOAL! Scored by D. Mbayo (Kortrijk)
90' Match whistled off
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Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
[Removed]
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
#[Serie A - 2021/2022] #FT: 90' Internacional 3-1 America Mineiro
Match Info:
Date: October 13, 2021
Time: 21:30 (America/Bahia)
Venue: EstΓ‘dio JosΓ© Pinheiro Borda
Recent form
Internacional: WWWDDW
America Mineiro: WDDDWW
Lineups:
Internacional - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Daniel, Renzo Saravia, Gabriel Mercado, VΓctor Cuesta, MoisΓ©s, Rodrigo Lindoso, Rodrigo Dourado, MaurΓcio, Taison, Patrick, Yuri Alberto
Substitutes: Marcelo Lomba, Kaique Rocha, Heitor, Paulo Victor, ZΓ© Gabriel, Johnny, Caio Vidal, Gabriel Boschilia, Matheus Cadorini, Gustavo Maia
Coach: D. Aguirre
America Mineiro - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Matheus Cavichioli, Patric, Ricardo Silva, Eduardo Bauermann, Marlon Lopes, Juninho, Lucas Kal, Ademir, Juninho Valoura, Felipe Azevedo, FabrΓcio Daniel
Substitutes: Jory, Diego Ferreira, Anderson, JoΓ£o Paulo, Alan Ruschel, Bruno NazΓ‘rio, Geovane, Yan Sasse, Chrigor, Marcelo Toscano, Ribamar, Rodolfo
Coach: VΓ‘gner Mancini
Match Stats:
Internacional | 3 - 1 | America Mineiro |
---|---|---|
49% | Ball Possession | 51% |
10 | Total Shots | 10 |
6 | Shots On Target | 2 |
4 | Shots Off Target | 4 |
0 | Blocked Shots | 4 |
8 | Shots Inside Box | 4 |
2 | Shots Outside Box | 6 |
4 | Corner Kicks | 6 |
2 | Offsides | 1 |
20 | Fouls | 23 |
0 | Yellow Cards | 2 |
0 | Red Cards | 0 |
1 | Goalkeeper Saves | 3 |
352 | Passes | 368 |
261 (74%) | Accurate Passes | 264 (72%) |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
14' GOAL! Scored by Patrick (Internacional)
16' GOAL! Scored by Ademir (America Mineiro)
46' Substitution: J. Cardoso for Rodrigo Lindoso (Internacional)
58' Yellow Card for Felipe Azevedo (America Mineiro)
64' GOAL! Scored by Patrick (Internacional)
65' Substitution: Caio Vidal for Mauricio (Internacional)
65' Substitution: Ribamar (America Mineiro)
66' Substitution: Rodolfo for Felipe Azevedo (America Mineiro)
69' Yellow Card for Ribamar (America Mineiro)
73' Substitution: Paulo Victor for Patrick (Internacional)
77' Substitution: Bruno NazΓ‘rio for Juninho Valoura (America Mineiro)
77' Substitution: Diego Ferreira for Patric (America Mineiro)
85' Substitution: Marcelo Toscano for Lucas Kal (America Mineiro)
90' GOAL! Scored by Yuri Alberto (Internacional)
90' Substitution: Matheus for MoisΓ©s (Internacional)
90' Substitution: ZΓ© Gabriel for Taison (Internacional)
**90'
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Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
Wow, this serial is a mixed bag. It gives us an interpretation of the Shadow I really liked -Victor Jory was inspired casting, with his prominent nose, authoritative voice and sharp eyes. He looks terrific in the black get-up, too (It's not so much a cloak hanging behind him as judge's robes, more practical for sneaking around). Jory also has a great sinister chuckle, something essential for the character; it seems like genuine sardonic amusement, not forced at all. A lot of elements from the pulps and the radio turn up in recognizable form... the Cobalt Club, Commissioner Weston and Inspector Joe Cardona, Harry Vincent* (although reduced to just being a chauffeur) and Margot Lane (played by shrieking Veda Ann Borg), here shown as a lab assistant to scientist Lamont Cranston. The Shadow is wanted by the police and underworld alike, he uses disguises to get information and he is determined to track down the super-villain menacing the city. All very good, although he uses a single revolver rather than a pair of 45s. The Shadow indulges in way too many slugfests rather than just shooting the thugs dead, and he runs around in broad daylight in his drag rather than stealthily sneaking around in dim surroundings like a pulp ninja. But these were requirements of the serials that I could accept as part of the medium. Careful lighting and staging to show the Shadow emerging from gloom, sneaking up unseen behind his enemies and escaping into the, well shadows... all that would take time and rehearsals to do well, and serials were cranked out at an hysterical pace that didn't allow for such luxuries. But then there is this strong element of slapstick. THE SHADOW was directed by James W. Horne, perhaps best remembered by mainstream film buffs as for his fine Laurel and Hardy flicks. Here, he sneaks comedy in from time to time, including exaggerated reaction shots and facial expressions. There are a lot of goofy moments here but (surprisingly) I kind of liked them. Maybe I've just had enough grim, deadly serious stuff for a while. Two thugs are waiting for their chief and one asks, "Say, tell me that story about Little Red Riding Hood again, I like it," and the other one obligingly begins, "Well, once upon a time..." just as their boss enters. Some of the humor is actually appropriate for the mood in the way the early James Bond films were. A car full of thugs crashes into a billboard which says DRIVE SAFELY and Cranston grins appreciatively as he speeds away, for exa
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Match Info:
Lineups:
Internacional - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Daniel, Renzo Saravia, Gabriel Mercado, VΓctor Cuesta, MoisΓ©s, Rodrigo Lindoso, Rodrigo Dourado, MaurΓcio, Taison, Patrick, Yuri Alberto
Substitutes: Marcelo Lomba, Kaique Rocha, Heitor, Paulo Victor, ZΓ© Gabriel, Johnny, Caio Vidal, Gabriel Boschilia, Matheus Cadorini, Gustavo Maia
Coach: D. Aguirre
America Mineiro - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Matheus Cavichioli, Patric, Ricardo Silva, Eduardo Bauermann, Marlon Lopes, Juninho, Lucas Kal, Ademir, Juninho Valoura, Felipe Azevedo, FabrΓcio Daniel
Substitutes: Jory, Diego Ferreira, Anderson, JoΓ£o Paulo, Alan Ruschel, Bruno NazΓ‘rio, Geovane, Yan Sasse, Chrigor, Marcelo Toscano, Ribamar, Rodolfo
Coach: VΓ‘gner Mancini
Match Stats:
Internacional | 3 - 1 | America Mineiro |
---|---|---|
49% | Ball Possession | 51% |
10 | Total Shots | 10 |
6 | Shots On Target | 2 |
4 | Shots Off Target | 4 |
0 | Blocked Shots | 4 |
8 | Shots Inside Box | 4 |
2 | Shots Outside Box | 6 |
4 | Corner Kicks | 6 |
2 | Offsides | 1 |
20 | Fouls | 23 |
0 | Yellow Cards | 2 |
0 | Red Cards | 0 |
1 | Goalkeeper Saves | 3 |
352 | Passes | 368 |
261 (74%) | Accurate Passes | 264 (72%) |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
14' GOAL! Scored by Patrick (Internacional)
16' GOAL! Scored by Ademir (America Mineiro)
46' Substitution: J. Cardoso for Rodrigo Lindoso (Internacional)
58' Yellow Card for Felipe Azevedo (America Mineiro)
64' GOAL! Scored by Patrick (Internacional)
65' Substitution: Caio Vidal for Mauricio (Internacional)
65' Substitution: Ribamar (America Mineiro)
66' Substitution: Rodolfo for Felipe Azevedo (America Mineiro)
69' Yellow Card for Ribamar (America Mineiro)
73' Substitution: Paulo Victor for Patrick (Internacional)
77' Substitution: Bruno NazΓ‘rio for Juninho Valoura (America Mineiro)
77' Substitution: Diego Ferreira for Patric (America Mineiro)
85' Substitution: Marcelo Toscano for Lucas Kal (America Mineiro)
90' GOAL! Scored by Yuri Alberto (Internacional)
90' Substitution: Matheus for MoisΓ©s (Internacional)
90' Substitution: ZΓ© Gabriel for Taison (Internacional)
90' Yellow Card for Internacional
90' Match whistled off
Player Match Stats
Internacional
|Player|Rating|Mins |Shots|Tackles|Passes|Duels |Dribbles| |:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|
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