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There won't be a round-by-round from me because I'm going to bed.

“Yeah, I don’t know. They’re a good team. We started turning pucks over. We were a little bit on our heels. Obviously not the way we wanted to finish the game. We’ve got to learn from that. We can’t afford any more of these kind of games. This is not the time we can give away games, but at the same time we played one of the best teams in the league. They’re a good team. They made us pay tonight, obviously.”

He is literally about the most amazing and courageous human being that I have ever heard of (happened to be Jewish and proud of it). His story is told in the truly awesome book "Coming out of the Ice: An Unexpected Life".

Would be pretty fitting

Hey all, just for fun, I was thinking about who the Scariest killer was for me to face as a survivor. Mind you, its not who is most dangerous etc cos a very skilled player can get you with any character.. Question is more of, when you see this killer you get genuinely scared / worried.

For me, the Scariest killer's gotta be Michael Myers from Halloween. When I see this dude, I genuinely get tense because he freaks me out (the movies scared the hell out of me as a kid) and seeing him come after me I'm like, it's over. If we were to do Least scary, I'd probably say Demogorgon? Just cos I didn't think it was a very scary monster on the show.

Just for fun, who would yours be?

Here's the current list of killers for reference:

Evan MacMillan - Trapper📷

Philip Ojomo - Wraith📷

Max Thompson Jr. - Hillbilly📷

Sally Smithson - Nurse📷

Michael Myers - Shape📷

Lisa Sherwood - Hag📷

Herman Carter - Doctor📷

Anna - Huntress📷

Bubba Sawyer - Cannibal📷

Freddy Krueger - Nightmare📷

Amanda Young - Pig📷

Jeffrey Hawk - Clown📷

Rin Yamaoka - Spirit📷

Frank, Julie, Susie, Joey - Legion📷

Adiris - Plague📷

Danny Johnson - Ghost Face📷

Demogorgon - Demogorgon📷

Kazan Yamaoka - Oni📷

Caleb Quinn - Deathslinger📷

Pyramid Head - Executioner📷

Talbot Grimes - Blight📷

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300 Games:

Aiden Tolman (Sharks) 296 Games (Round 4)
Jarrod Croker (Raiders) 291 Games (Round 9)
Andrew McCullough (Dragons) 289 Games (Round 11)
James Tamou (West Tigers) 286 Games (Round 15)

250 Games:

Josh McGuire (Dragons) 245 Games (Round 10)
Josh Papalii (Raiders) 239 Games (Round 11)
Kieran Foran (Sea Eagles) 238 Games (Round 12)
Aaron Woods (Dragons) 233 Games (Round 18)
Adam Reynolds (Broncos) 231 Games (Round 20)
Andrew Fifita (Sharks) 229 Games (Round 22)
Dane Gagai (Knights) 226 Games (Round 25)

200 Games:

Jack Wighton (Raiders) 199 Games (Round 1)
Tyson Frizell (Knights) 196 Games (Round 4)
Kenny Bromwich (Storm) 192 Games (Round 8) Chad Townsend (Cowboys) 192 Games (Round 8) Tom Burgess (Rabbitohs) 188 Games (Round 12) Paul Vaughan (Bulldogs) 181 Games (Round 20) James Tedesco (Roosters) 180 Games (Round 21) Tyrone Peachey (West Tigers) 179 Games (Round 22)
Jarrod Wallace (Titans) 177 Games (Round 24) David Klemmer (Knights) 176 Games (Round 25)

150 Games:

George Burgess (Dragons) 149 Games (Round 1) Kurt Mann (Knights) 149 Games (Round 1) Damien Cook (Rabbitohs) 147 Games (Round 3) Matt Moylan (Sharks) 147 Games (Round 3) Apisai Koroisau (Panthers) 145 Games (Round 5) Elliott Whitehead (Raiders) 144 Games (Round 6) Cody Walker (Rabbitohs) 142 Games (Round 8) Nelson Asofa-Solomona (Storm) 141 Games (Round 9)
Kodi Nikorima (Warriors) 140 Games (Round 10) Joseph Tapine (Raiders) 140 Games (Round 10) Clint Gutherson (Eels) 139 Games (Round 11) Josh Hodgson (Raiders) 137 Games (Round 13) Valentine Holmes (Cowboys) 137 Games (Round 13)
Waqa Blake (Eels) 136 Games (Round 15)
Euan Aitken (Warriors) 135 Games (Round 15)
James Fisher-Harris (Panthers) 134 Games (Round 16)
Ava Seumanufagai (Bulldogs) 134 Games (Round 16)
Bryce Cartwright (Eels) 131 Games (Round 20) Cameron McInnes (Sharks) 130 Games (Round 21)
Joe Ofahengaue (West Tigers) 128 Games (Round 23)
Josh Addo-Carr (Bulldogs) 127 Games (Round 24)

100 Games:

Viliame Kikau (Panthers) 98 Games (Round 2) Jacob Saifiti (Knights) 98 Games (Round 2)
Kurt Capewell (Broncos) 96 Games (Round 4) Herman Ese’ese (Titans) 96 Games (Round 4) Jayden Brailey (Knights) 94 Games (Round 6) Michael Chee Kam (Rabbitohs) 94 Games (Round 6)
Corey Harawira-Naera (Raiders) 93 Games (Round 7)
Tevita Tatola (Rabbitohs) 93 Games (Round 7) Jazz Tevaga (Warriors) 91 Games (Round 9)
Matt Eisenhuth (Panthers) 89 Games (Round 11)
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1. 1984 by George Orwell
2. Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
3. Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
4. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
5. All the President’s Men by Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward
6. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay by Michael Chabon
7. An American Tragedy by Theodore Dreiser
8. And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie
9. Angela’s Ashes by Frank McCourt
10. Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
11. The Archidamian War by Donald Kagan
12. The Armies of the Night: History as a Novel, the Novel as a History by Norman Mailer
13. The Art of Fiction by Henry James
14. The Art of Living by Epictetus
15. The Art of War by Sun Tzu
16. As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
17. Atonement by Ian McEwan
18. Autobiography of a Face by Lucy Grealy
19. The Awakening by Kate Chopin
20. Babe by Dick King-Smith
21. Backlash: The Undeclared War Against American Women by Susan Faludi
22. Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress by Dai Sijie
23. Bambi: A Life in the Woods by Felix Salten
24. Bel Canto by Ann Patchett
25. The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
26. Beloved by Toni Morrison
27. Beowulf by Anonymous
28. The Bhagavad Gita by Anonymous
29. The Bielski Brothers: The True Story of Three Men Who Defied the Nazis, Built a Village in the Forest, and Saved 1200 Jews by Peter Duffy
30. Bitch: In Praise of Difficult Women by Elizabeth Wurtzel
31. A Bolt from the Blue and Other Essays by Mary McCarthy
32. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
33. Brick Lane by Monica Ali
34. Brigadoon by Alan Jay Lerner
35. [Candide](https://amzn.to/34jc

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

All Airtimes E.S.T.

SAT 01

(1:45AM) Shadow of the Thin Man (1941/1h 37m/Suspense/Mystery/Major W. S. Van Dyke II)

(3:30AM) The Thin Man Goes Home (1945/1h 40m/Mystery/Richard Thorpe)

(5:15AM) Song of the Thin Man (1947/1h 26m/Mystery/Edward Buzzell)

(7:00AM) The Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Story (1950/56m/Short/Herman Hoffman)

(8:00AM) Poultry Pirates (1938/9m/Animation/I. Freleng)

(8:10AM) Goofy Movies Number One (1933/8m/Short/Jules White)

(8:19AM) Victoria and Vancouver: Gateways to Canada (1936/8m/Short/Benjamin D. Sharpe)

(8:28AM) Rustlers (1949/1h 1m/Western/Lesley Selander)

(9:30AM) BATMAN: Robin's Ruse (1949/16m/Serial/Spencer Gordon Bennet.

(10:00AM) POPEYE: The Fly's Last Flight (1949/6m/Animation/Seymour Kneitel)

(10:08AM) Bowery Buckaroos (1947/1h 6m/Comedy/William Beaudine)

(11:30AM) Seeing Red (1939/18m/Short/Roy Mack)

(12:00PM) Fiddler on the Roof (1971/3h/Musical/Norman Jewison)

(3:15PM) A Face in the Crowd (1957/2h 6m/Drama/Elia Kazan)

(5:30PM) Twelve O'Clock High (1949/2h 12m/War/Henry King)

(8:00PM) Penny Serenade (1941/2h 5m/Romance/George Stevens)

(10:00PM) Children of a Lesser God (1986/1 hr 59m/Drama/Randa Haines)

SUN 02

(12:30AM) Repeat Performance (1947/1h 33m/Film-Noir/Alfred Werker)

(2:30AM) It Should Happen to You (1953/1h 26m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(4:15AM) Born Yesterday (1950/1h 43m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(6:00AM) Old Acquaintance (1943/1h 50m/Drama/Vincent Sherman)

(8:00AM) Adam's Rib (1949/1h 41m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(10:00AM) Repeat Performance (1947/1h 33m/Film-Noir/Alfred Werker)

(12:00PM) Romeo and Juliet (1937/2h 7m/Romance/George Cukor)

(2:15PM) The More the Merrier (1943/1h 44m/Comedy/George Stevens)

(4:15PM) Light in the Piazza (1962/1h 41m/Romance/Guy Green)

(6:15PM) My Favorite Year (1982/1h 32m/Comedy/Richard Benjamin)

(8:00PM) How Green Was My Valley (1941/1h 58m/Drama/John Ford)

(10:15PM) The Corn Is Green (1945/1h 54m/Drama/Irving Rapper)

Mon 03

(12:30AM) The Three Musketeers (1921/1h 50m/Adventure/Fred Niblo)

(2:45AM) My Journey Through French Cinema (2016/3h 15m/Documentary/Bertrand Tavernier)

(6:30AM) Letter from Siberia (

This is part one of this list. This list is based off of accomplishments in the NBA (or ABA), not college or international leagues. Please let me know of any mistakes or if I missed something.

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Key:

AS - All-Star

AN - All-NBA, All-ABA, All-BAA

AD - All-Defensive

AR - All-Rookie

MVP - Most Valuable Player

FMVP- Finals Most Valuable Player

DPOY - Defensive Player of the Year

6MOY - Sixth Man of the Year

MIP- Most Improved Player

COTY - Coach of the Year

EOTY- Executive of the Year

ScrC - Points Leader

AstC - Assists Leader

RebC - Rebounds Leader

StlC - Steals Leader

BlkC - Blocks Leader

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Acadia University (1): Brian Heaney (1969-70) - 2.0/0.3/0.4 - 14 G

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Akron (4): Bill Turner (1967-1973) - 5.4/3.5/0.6 - 294 G

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Alabama (32): Latrell Sprewell (1992-2005) - 18.3/4.1/4.0 - 913 G - 4x AS, 1x AN, 1x AD, AR

Honorable Mentions: Antonio McDyess, Robert Horry, Mo Williams, Gerald Wallace

Active: JaMychal Green, Collin Sexton, Kira Lewis Jr, Herb Jones, Joshua Primo

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Alabama A&M (1): Mickell Gladness (2011-12) - 2.2/2.2/0.2 - 26 G

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Alabama at Birmingham (11): Elijah Millsap (2015-2017) - 4.2/2.8/1.1 - 69 G

Active: Nate Darling

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Alabama State (2): Kevin Loder (1981-84) - 5.9/2.3/1.2 - 148 G

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Alabama-Huntsville (1): Josh Magette (2017-20) - 2.2/1.0/2.4 - 26 G

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Albany State (5): Caldwell Jones (1973-1990) - 7.9/8.2/1.4 - 1299 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Wil Jones

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Albertson College of Idaho (1): Elgin Baylor (1958-72) - 27.4/13.5/4.3 - 846 G - HOF, 11x AS, 10x AN, ROY

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Alcorn State (6): Lindsey Hunter (1993-2010) - 8.5/2.2/2.7 - 937 G - 2x Champ, AR

Honorable Mention: Larry Smith

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Alliance College (1): Don Asmonga (1953-54) - 0.7/0.1/0.7 - 7 G

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American (2): Kermit Washington (1973-82, 1987) - 9.2/8.3/1.4 - 507 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Andre Ingram

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American International (1): Mario Elie (1990-2001) - 8.6/2.8/2.6 - 732 G - 3x Champ

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Appalachian State (1): Belus Smawley (1947-51) - 12.7/2.8/23 - 261 G

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Arizona (60): Gilbert Arenas (2001-12) - 20.7/3.9/5.3 - 552 G - 3x AS, 3x AN, MIP

Honorable Mentions: Andre Iguodala, Jason Terry, Richard Jefferson, Mike Bibby, Damon Stoudamire, Steve Kerr

Active: Deandre Ayton, Aaron Gordon, Josh Green, Solomon Hill, Andre Iguodala, Stanley Johnson, Lauri Markkanean, TJ McConnell, Zeke Nnaji

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Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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Between the time when the nazis drank USSR,
and the rise of the sons of Russia, there was a state undreamed of.
And unto this, Velimir, destined to bear the nuclear crown of Hyperborea upon a troubled brow.
It is I, Dreamscripter, who alone can tell thee of his saga.
Let me tell you of the days of high insanity!

We all remember Aryan Brotherhood and Hyperborea as very memey and yet pretty empty unifiers of Russia. Something that looks sketchy and unfinished - and that is understandable, considering the whole ideas they are based on already are detached from reality. But is it possible to make Hyperborea and AB if not realistic, but plausible, while keeping the unique and highly radical style of those unifiers? I can say "yes" - and that is why I made that post.

I am aware that Aryan Brotherhood is being reworked right now - but when that rework was announced I already have almost finished that proposal. Considering all efforts that I have put into it, I decided it would be better to publish it rather then to throw it into a bin. After all, it still may provide ideas and some concepts.

Due to the limit of reddit on maximum characters in one post, that text was divided into two parts. Second part is here: https://www.reddit.com/r/TNOmod/comments/q996nz/hyperborea_the_gates_to_madness_part_ii/

I - Hyperborean Theory

Theory of Hyperborea appeared a long time ago. Basing on ancient Greek myths about some wonderous country far on the north – “beyond the northern wind” (which is the translation of "Hyperborea" from greek) – French astronomer, mathematician and freemason Jean Sylvain Bailly turned it into idea about “ancient birthplace of civilization”. During the 19th century several other thinkers and esoterics, including Antoine Fabre d'Olivet, Joseph Alexandre Saint-Yves, William Warren and many others – and, probably most famous of them all, esoteric Elena Blavatskaya – transformed that idea to its modern form: idea about mysterious continent on the North Pole, that was a birthplace of all white – or aryan – race, which was highly advanced and civilized. According to that theory, long ago the climate was completely different, and the region of Arctic was actually much warmer – but at so

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

And now I’m cannelloni

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!