A daughter meets with her Dad for lunch. “Dad I want you to meet my new boyfriend” “Nice to meet you son, where you from?” “I’m from Watford, near London, by the way your daughter is so good in bed!” The father replies very upset and confused “What?!”
“Watford sir, near London.”
Spoiled lobster doesn't taste very good...
Make sure you always ask for the most humble one in the tank
I'm not a very good electrician
People are shocked when they find out.
I have a very good joke on John Cena
I invited my girlfriend over for dinner to have sausages and mash. I warned her that I'm not a very good cook though.
I wanted her to be prepared for the Wurst.
My uncle has a horse that's a very good artist!
He can only draw carriages, carts, and wagons, but that's good for a horse...
I wasn't very good at eating candy canes as a kid.
Why don't sheep make very good watch dogs?
Because their 'bah' is worse than their bite.
My son is very good at social distancing.
I made dinner last night and it was apparently not very good. My wife took one bite, started to vomit and bolted for the bathroom.
I thought it was hilarious. I love a running gag!
I'm not a very good person but I'm proud of this one.
Friend: Man my eye hurts so much.
Me: Aww what happened?
Friend: My little sister and I were playing around on the stairs. I slipped and my eye hit the back of her (points down to her ankle) leg.
Me: Awww that's sucks. I really hope your eye heels.
Friend: (Surprised Pikachu Face)
I’ve noticed lately that my feet don’t smell very good.
So I’ve started using my nose instead.
Apparently, Agnetha Fältskog (singer of ABBA) didn’t have a very good relationship with her grandfather. He wasn’t a very nice man. But she would still make regular visits
I wasn’t very close to my father when he died. In hindsight it was a good thing.
He stepped on a landmine.
Why are artists not very good at fencing?
They get confused when told to draw their swords.
I remember that teacher asking me to name something that starts with the letter N that I was not very good at.
The Rubik's Cube movie wasn't very good
You could see the twist ending coming for most of the whole movie
My dog is huge but he isn’t very good-looking, smart or obedient.
I suppose you could call him a Good Dane.
My steak didn’t taste very good. At first I thought I over cooked it
But it turns out I didn’t make it in thyme.
Dad: What do you call a verb that is very good at something?
Me trying to outsmart Dad: Adverb!
Dad: Proverb
What do you call a good story with a very strong foundation?
My daughter got out of choir practice. She was talking about who her favorite conductors were, and was really excited about her favorite ones, because she said they were very good conductors.
Did they stick their fingers in an electrical socket?
"No... Why..?"
Well, then, how do you know if they were good conductors or not?
When my uncle worked at the iron mill he made a fortune sneaking out material that he could sell. One can say he was very good at steeling.
I’m not very good at skiing
I get to the top of the mountain then it’s all down hill from there
A very good set of food puns
Jim Carey would be a very good worker at a clock factory.
He could just sit around all day making faces.
I had a very good math teacher. He was an integral part of my life. It doesn’t add up that I can’t remember who he was.
He is a real Mister Riemann.
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...
Simon is in the school play and invites his parents, who don't think he'll be very good.
Halfway through the play, a floorboard breaks underneath Simon and he falls through. 'Don't worry' Simon's dad whispers to his mum 'it's just a stage he's going through!'
Reddit very good Instagram very bad
I'm very proud of my latest work. To make good puns, you need to have the drive
I took a cheese shredding class, but wasn't very good at it. I nearly failed.
A very good play on letters
I went looking for mushrooms, but I am not very good at it
There is no morel to this tale.
I’m not very good with a saw...
I guess I’m not cut out for it
I’m not very good at cooking for vegetarians
People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician
People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
When people find out I’m not a very good electrician
Most are shocked when they find out I am not a very good electrician.
I'm very good friends with 25 of the alphabets
People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
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