Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.

But they didn’t planet.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Earth is doomed

The earth is doomed, women should go back to Venus, men to Mars, and us gays will go deep into Uranus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sergobe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2014
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Daughter was asking about planets....

... she asked me, "are any hot?"

I said, "Yes, Mercury and Venus are hot because they are so close to the sun."

She asked, "Are any cold?"

"Yes, the ones outside our orbit are cold. Mars, Jupiter and so on."

"What color are they?", she asked...

"Well, the Earth is blue and green, Mars is red because of iron, Jupiter has a cool red spot..."

"What color is Uranus?"

.... .... ....

"It's brown, and very windy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheContrarian2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2016
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A dad joke of astronomical proportion

A friend an I were driving home when I noticed two bright stars in the sky I knew to be planets.

Me: "Do you know what planets those are?"

Him: "I don't know... Mars and Venus?".

Me: "I'm pretty sure they're Venus and Jupiter"

Him: "Yeah, I had no idea. I just pulled two planet names out of my..."

Me: "Uranus?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dangoodspeed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2015
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Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams walk into a bar

But they didn't planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars into a bar...

...But they didn't planet that way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Bruno Mars, Venus Williams, and Freddie Mercury walked into a bar...

but they didn't planet that way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pats5lyfe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2016
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