Why isn't there a road bridge connecting Bhayander to Vasai?

People who have to travel between Bhayander and Vasai by road have to take the long way around through Vesave and Naigaon. Why isn't the government building a road bridge directly connecting Bhayander and Vasai and why aren't people asking for it?

In a broader sense, instead of building additional roads and bridges within high density areas in Mumbai and further increasing the density, shouldn't the government build roads and bridges in the surrounding areas like Vasai-Virar, Thane and Navi Mumbai to expand the city outwards?

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Terrible news coming in from Vasai, Mumbai Tempo runs over seven daily wage workers sleeping on Road, Four dead. They were going back to their village in Gujarat (Hindi News) bhaskar.com/local/maharas…
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Paroud Mumbaikars πŸ’ͺ
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I live in Mira Road, Will the society accept me?

Writing this after reading something similar in this sub.

I tell people I live in mumbai but technically I don't. I live in Mira road. Earlier I have lived in Andheri, Vile Parle and Ghatkopar in the past 10 years. I have stayed with my relatives in Kurla, Borivali, Santacruz.

To mess with people (Read friendly banter) just because they live in suburbs or outside mumbai (panvel, thane) is an age old tradition which I have participated in too.

Before shifting to Mira road i had never even visited the place and used to think of it as equivalent to 3rd world country from 1st world perspective.

But after shifting to Mira road my life took a 180Β° turn for good. Bigger flats, Balconies with awesome view, never faced water or electricity issue, a beach nearby which is way better than any beach in mumbai, upcoming metro line, green pastures, colder weather, national park nearby, no slums, awesome markets and very near if i need to travel to my hometown.

The traffic is shit but since I am working from home I never faced any real issue.

And the most important, awesome spacious flats in affordable rent.

I could have never imagined that afer enjoying mumbai so much I would be so happy and satisfied with living in Mira road.

Earlier I had a goal to buy a flat in Borivali or Kandivali. Now I am thinking of buying one in Mira road. Because the same budget for Borivali could fetch me a better aprtment in Mira road.

I mean I would love to buy a house in Juhu, Malabar hills, Hiranandani, Versova, Bandra, Worli if i had that kind of money. But for now I don't.

I live in Mira Road. Will the society accept me?

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Plz support this.
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€­

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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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Naan-negotiable
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Letting loose with these puns
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For Gotham
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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