Van Toffler - Douchebag after all imgur.com/wHFsFdb
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For fans of 'Jackass': MTV Orders โ€˜Too Stupid To Dieโ€™ Prank Series From Former MTV Chief Van Toffler deadline.com/2018/04/mtv-โ€ฆ
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when itโ€™s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when itโ€™s raining in Sweden?

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants donโ€™t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries werenโ€™t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐Ÿ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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My wife left me because I couldnโ€™t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now Iโ€™m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But thatโ€™s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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No gains
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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How eggs-traordinary
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when theyโ€™re not dating anybody?

Theyโ€™re on standbi

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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A queen size statement.
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Did you know all dogs are made up of only 3 elements?

Calcium, nickel, neon

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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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Geometry sucks
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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or รŸ?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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Orion's belt
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No spoilers
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Great cropping skills
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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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Covid problems
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.

At work, I have a workstation.

edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard

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Matt Belloni, Puck News, ex-THR : "The Case for Brian Robbins at Paramount" (9/24/21)

Brian Robbins, the newly installed C.E.O. of Paramount Pictures, hasnโ€™t been thrilled by the media coverage of his ascension. Last week, The New York Times noted that the ascension of the former Nickelodeon chief to run the storied studio was perceived as an โ€œaffrontโ€ to film industry purists. Critical columns in this space and in THR focused on the ham-fisted manner in which ViacomCBS handled the replacement of the statesman-like Jim Gianopulos, and the likelihood that Robbins represents the studioโ€™s significantly reduced theatrical film ambitions. The Ankler newsletter has been referring to Robbins simply as โ€œNorbit,โ€ the lame 2007 comedy that he directed, which derailed Eddie Murphyโ€™s Oscar campaign for Dreamgirlsโ€”the kind of movie that Paramount used to release, critics say.

In meetings with his staff and chats with friends, Robbins has openly complained about the coverage, according to three sources that I talked to this week. Thatโ€™s fine, Iโ€™ve never met a studio chief who loves their press. And ViacomCBS has been scrambling behind the scenes to improve the optics. Chris Petrikin, Paramountโ€™s communications chief and a longtime Gianopulos ally, was abruptly ousted without explanation. C.E.O. Bob Bakishmade sure to insist at the Goldman Sachs conference this week that the plan for Paramount includes โ€œmaintaining its extraordinary theatrical legacy, as exemplified by the fantastic slate we have coming in 2022.โ€ Meanwhile, the companyโ€™s P.R. team has slipped reporters a list of Robbinsโ€™ โ€œstrong industry relationshipsโ€โ€”powerful people who, in the time-honored tradition of Hollywood back-scratching, are happy to say nice things about him in the media. Congrats to those who made the list: UTAโ€™s Jeremy Zimmer(Robbinsโ€™ former agent); Jeffrey Katzenberg (who once bought Robbinsโ€™ digital startup, Awesomeness, for $33 million and currently shares a luxury box with him at L.A.โ€™s SoFi Stadium); the former Viacom executive Van Toffler; producers Lorenzo Di Bonaventura, Shawn Levy, Neal Moritz and Will Packer,

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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