My sister found this today! She said it was a scorpion spider but tbh neither of us have any idea of bugs :( It was the size of a paper clip (just the core, not legs/antennae) This was taken in Limache, Region of Valparaíso in Chile! Thank u in advance :D
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👤︎ u/siddycar
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Flag of Valparaíso Region, Chile made of paper
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Open air living spaces of concrete beach house overlooking the Pacific from the coastal town of Cachagua, Valparaíso Region, Chile [2000×1933]
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Valparaíso Region (Chile) flag redesign
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High ceiling living room with a view of the ocean on the coast of Papudo, Petorca Province, Valparaíso Region, Chile [2000×805]
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Loft with a view made out of leftover materials, Zapallar, Petorca Province, Valparaíso Region, Chile [OS] [2000×1333]
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What bug is this? It was pretty large and loud. Found in Chile, Valparaíso region. About 3 1/2 cm long
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👤︎ u/loNoise
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Tiny mezzanine level receiving sunlight from a clerestory window in the rural Olmué, Marga Marga Province, Valparaíso Region, Chile [4320×2884]
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Rustic barn-style wooden pavilion with exposed beams overlooking Zapallar bay from a forest on a hill, Petorca Province, Valparaíso Region, Chile [2000×1333]
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[Room] Loft with a view made out of leftover materials, Zapallar, Petorca Province, Valparaíso Region, Chile [OS] [2000×1333]
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📅︎ Oct 22 2017
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CGM House by Ricardo Torrejon - Los Aromos, Limache, Valparaíso Region, Chile [1280x845]
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👤︎ u/Enxerido
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High ceiling living room with a view of the ocean on the coast of Papudo, Petorca Province, Valparaíso Region, Chile [2000×805]
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📅︎ Jan 01 2017
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Cliffside residences, Tunquen, Algarrobo, Valparaíso Region, Chile [1500 x 1000]
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Reducen el toque de queda en regiones de Valparaíso, Bío Bío y Los Lagos biobiochile.cl/noticias/n…
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Ex director regional describe las tres claves del Sename de Valparaíso: maltrato, torturas y normalización de la violencia elmostrador.cl/noticias/p…
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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👤︎ u/xIR0NPULSE
📅︎ Jan 28 2022
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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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👤︎ u/snc8698
📅︎ Jan 29 2022
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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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👤︎ u/tadashi4
📅︎ Jan 26 2022
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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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👤︎ u/Slimybirch
📅︎ Jan 27 2022
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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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👤︎ u/drak0ni
📅︎ Jan 24 2022
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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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📅︎ Jan 20 2022
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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📅︎ Jan 25 2022
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You've been hit by
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👤︎ u/mordrathe
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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📅︎ Jan 23 2022
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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👤︎ u/Eoussama
📅︎ Jan 17 2022
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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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👤︎ u/JhopkinsWA
📅︎ Jan 23 2022
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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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📅︎ Jan 22 2022
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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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📅︎ Jan 26 2022
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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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📅︎ Jan 18 2022
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No gains
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👤︎ u/ridi86
📅︎ Jan 22 2022
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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📅︎ Jan 19 2022
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How eggs-traordinary
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👤︎ u/Rix27_
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
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Duckduckgo
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What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts?

Amy

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