Vaccine Covid Puns

I guess, I had a little vaccident.

because she seems really good at installing antivirus!

then you're cracking open a cold Bud-Pfizer!

Pfizer! Pfizer! Pfizer!

Sagat Tiger

It appears completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.

They said, “Oh, a mass shooting.”

but it does give me paws.

I'm calling it the Inoculate Conception

When I got mine the other day they told me I had to wait 3 weeks to get number 2.

They keep asking for dose dos

I guess it's worth a shot.

I sent her this

But they encouraged me to immediately return to the vaccination center to pick up my glasses.

I’m really not sure how effective they are, seems as if they are a shot in the dark.

I left feeling microsoft

Cuz you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.

His Pfizer killing him

It was a shot in the dark, but I found it!

"It's worth a shot!"

Should see it as an opportunity

The covid tester asked if I had experienced a sudden loss of taste. I said no, I always dress this way

It was worth a shot.

They are known as the Fighting Virish

If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.

...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.

I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.

My wife: Who did?

Me: Yep.

It comes in two very large dosey-doses.

If they survive, the vaccine is safe.

If they don't, the country is safe.

The vaccine is one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot this morning at 7:00 am, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.

I hope I get Doritos.

He said he was going to be involved in a drive by shooting.

Quick PSA: I had the Russian Covid19 vaccination yesterday and can tell you there are absolutely no negative sideffski efectovski secundariosvki Кто может это прочитать, это уродливый парень. Обожаю Владимира Путина!

They were russian

They're in pole position

It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.

I received my first shot yesterday at 4:00 pm, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.