Mount Rushmore.
Because it’s a little meteor.
Giraffic
It Taurus apart
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
Pearl Jammies.
ngl pretty solid pet
It's not my favorite gift ever, but I appreciate the sediment.
As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
Her: will you remember me in two minutes?
Us: yes
Her: will you remember me in two days?
Us: yes
Her: will you remember me in two months?
Us: yes
Her: will you remember me in two years?
Us: YES!
Her: Knock, knock.
With a sighsmograph
Edit: Wow, you guys, Thank-you the the awards and upvotes. If only my family appreciated this joke as much as you do!
They used to open for The Doors.
Def Leppard
He wanted to get chiseled
Washington.
Because it "cost an arm and a leg" to enter one !
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Note: this is first dad joke I write and make ... hope it can put some smiles on some of people faces .. have a good evening guys
PS : in a second thought .. I should had made it " Why snakes can't enter into hospitals in US? " LOL
Wife... sleeping.... is that you? pause... IS THAT YOU ??
Me;
Ummm - No I do not know how to play the gutair.
Zing.
Paper …
Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
A paradox.
Not happy.
Few people realize the reflective quality in cat eyes increases proportionately with the size of the cat. Because of this, cats in the Savanna are hunted for their eyes to use in various crafts and remedies. When game wardens are searching for poachers, they do it at night, following the glow of the removed organs. The Eagles even referenced it in a song, hence the line "you can't hide your lion eyes".
Pave-mint
Yes, they’re quite sturdy and all you need is a visitor now and then to get by.
It has deep sedimental value to me.
It would be a big step
Bob
He's called Elfis
How to join the stage: raise your hand and I'll call on you when it's your turn
The event has ended, thank you to everyone who participated!
The Bushes.
OC/DC.
My dad ladies and gentlemen, give him a hand.
They're a little meteor
It's tearable
Would you say they acted "Admiralably"?
Because they have the best dating techniques
A USB
the collective groan made me so proud
Edit: Thanks for the awards kind strangers
They're both Snowden. Edit: my previous post was related to the incident on i-95 but nobody got it.
