I hate and despise all of these individuals. They have subjected us to the worst cultural degeneracy. They are:
Petrus Abaelardus (1079 - 1142) Hildegard von Bingen (1098 - 1179) Pรฉrotin Magister (c. 1155 - c. 1250) Lรฉonin Magister (fl. c. 1150 - 1201?) Philippe Le Chancelier (c. 1165 - 1236) Walter von Der Vogelweide (c. 1170 - c. 1230) Alfonso X "El Sabio" (1221 - 1284) Philippe de Vitry (1291 - 1361) Pierre Des Molins (fl. c. 1375) Ghirardello da Firenza (fl. c. 1375) Lorenzo da Firenza (fl. c. 1375) Jacopo da Bologna (fl. c. 1375) Guillaume de Machaut (c. 1300 - 1377) Francesco Landini (1325 - 1397) Pycard (fl. c. 1390) Franchois Lebertoul (fl. c. 1400) Johannes Ciconia (c. 1335 - 1411) Early Renaissance - 15th Century
Leonel Power (? - 1445) Walter Frye (fl. c. 1450) John Dunstable (c. 1380 - 1453) Guillaume Dufay (1400 - 1474) Johannes Brassart (c. 1405 - c. 1450) John Browne (? - 1498) Johannes Ockeghem (1420 - 1497) Antoine Busnoys (1430 - 1492) Richard Hygons (c. 1435 - c. 1509) Josquin Des Prรฉz (1440 - 1521) Alexander Agricola (c. 1446 - 1506) Edmund Turges (c. 1450 - ?) Walter Lambe (c. 1450 - after 1499) Robert Wylkynson (c. 1450 - 1515 or later) Heinrich Isaac (c. 1450 - 1517) Jacob Obrecht (1457 or 1458 - 1505) Jean Mouton (1459 - 1522) Gijon (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Francisco de la Torre (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Juan de Triana (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Antoine Brumel (c. 1460 - c. 1515) Pierre de la Rue (1460 - 1518) Robert Fayrfax (1464 - 1521) Richard Davy (c. 1465 - c. 1507) William Cornysh (c. 1465 - 1523) Juan Del Encina (1468 - 1529) High Renaissance - 16th Century
Francisco de Penalosa (1470 - 1528) Luis de Narvaez (fl. c. 1540) Giovanni Battista Conforti (fl. c. 1550) Jean l'Heritier (1480 - 1552) Gasparo Alberti (c. 1480 - c. 1560) Robert Carver (1484 - 1568) Nicholas Ludford (1485 - 1557) Clement Janequin (1485 - 1558) Ludwig Senfl (c. 1486 - c. 1543) Costanzo Festa (c. 1490 - 1545) John Taverner (c. 1490 - 1545) Nicolas Gombert (c. 1490 - c. 1556) Adrian Willaert (c. 1490 - 1562) Francesco da Milano (1497 - 1543) Heliodoro de Paiva (c. 1500 - 1552) Philippe Verdelot (c. 1500 - before 1552) Christรณbal de Morales (c. 1500 - 1553) Marco da l'Aquila (fl. c. 1505 - 1555) Jacques Arcadelt (1505 - 1568) Christopher Tye (c. 1505 - 1572) Thomas Tallis (c. 1505 - 1585) Bรกlint Bakfark (1507 - 1576) Johannes Lupi (1510 - 1539) Jacobus Clemens Non Papa (c. 1510 or 1515 - c. 1555 or 1556) Guillaume Morlaye (c. 1510 - c. 1558) Antonio de Cabezรณn (c. 1510
... keep reading on reddit โกThis is a list of our current Champions League winners and what each of them were doing when Chelsea last won the Champions League back in 2012.
First of all here's the playing squad:
- Andreas Christensen - Chelsea academy, joined 3 months before
- Antonio Rรผdiger - VfB Stuttgart (Bundesliga), just made 1st senior appearance
- Ben Chilwell - Leicester City academy
- Billy Gilmour - Rangers academy, still in primary school
- Callum Hudson-Odoi - Chelsea academy
- Cรฉsar Azpilicueta - Olympique Marseille (Ligue 1), reached CL quarter-final
- Christian Pulisic - PA Classics, team of the US Soccer Development Academy league
- รdouard Mendy - AS Cherbourg, just made 1st senior apperances in French 3rd division
- Emerson Pamieri - Santos (Brazil), made 1 senior appearance in state league
- Faustino Anjorin - Chelsea academy, still in primary school
- Hakim Ziyech - SC Heerenveen academy
- Jorginho - Hellas Verona (Serie B)
- Kai Havertz - Bayer Leverkusen academy
- Kepa Arrizabalaga - Basconia, 3rd team of Bilbao
- Kurt Zouma - AS Saint-รtienne (Ligue 1), just played 1st senior season
- Marcos Alonso - Bolton Wanderers, just relegated from the Premier League
- Mason Mount - Chelsea academy
- Mateo Kovaฤiฤ - Dinamo Zagreb, touted as one of the best young CL players
- N'Golo Kantรฉ - US Boulogne, just made 1st senior appearance for relegated Ligue 2 team
- Olivier Giroud - Montpellier HSC, just won the Ligue 1 title and league's top scorer
- Reece James - Chelsea academy
- Tammy Abraham - Chelsea academy
- Thiago Silva - AC Milan, would join PSG 2 weeks later
- Timo Werner - VfB Stuttgart academy
- Willy Caballero - Mรกlaga CF (La Liga)
And now here's some of the non-playing staff:
- Thomas Tuchel - Managing Mainz 05 in the Bundesliga
- Arno Michels - Assisting Tuchel at Mainz 05
- Petr ฤech - Won the Champions League, voted Fans' MOTM for the final
- Paulo Ferreira - Won the Champions League
- Henrique Hilรกrio - Playing for Chelsea, but didn't receive CL medal
- Claude Makรฉlรฉlรฉ - Assistant to Carlo Ancelotti at PSG
- Carlo Cudicini - Playing for Tottenham Hotspur
- Tore Andrรฉ Flo - Playing for Sogndal IL in Norway
Phil
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Well, toucan play at that game.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
It's hard not to love N'Golo Kante.
Hard-working, humble, honest, both as a person and as a footballer.
There's an unconfirmed story that as a child, he used to pick up garbage to help his family get by.
He didn't make his professional debut at US Boulogne until the age of 21, in a dead rubber where his already-relegated side lost 2-1 to Monaco.
The next season in France's third tier, he finally had his breakthrough.
At that same club, he used to take a scooter to training with his gear in a backpack. When he got to Leicester, he wanted to run to training before he was told that's not how things were done in the Premier League.
So he bought a second-hand Mini Cooper.
Kante once met an Arsenal fan who was upset about a 3-2 loss to Chelsea. Kante said sorry and took a photo with him.
The next month, he was visiting a mosque in London, when another Arsenal fan invited Kante to his house. Kante took up the offer and spent the afternoon with the rival fan and his friends, watching Match of the Day and playing FIFA.
And when he won the FIFA World Cup, he was too shy to hold the trophy. Steven N'Zonzi ended up asking for it on his behalf and sorting the photo for him.
"There are millions of ยญpeople out there, who every day want to get the opportunity to do the work we are doing and itโs a short career.
"That is why I give it my all at every given opportunity."
What a human.
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasnโt expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Feyonce
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
He said, โChange the batteries in your hearing aidโ.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
You look for the fresh prints!
Transparent
(sorry it sucks, it's like 2:30 in the morning right now and I haven't slept)
(Edit: holy shit! I wasn't expecting this to get so many upvotes. Also thanks for the awards guys, I really appreciate it!)
Itโs a dad-ly disease.
Happy Fatherโs Day to all the dads that get me though my day to day life, without you Dad Jokes wouldnโt mean a thing ๐
This is a list of our current Champions League winners and what each of them were doing when Chelsea last won the Champions League back in 2012.
First of all here's our playing squad:
- Andreas Christensen - Chelsea academy, joined 3 months before
- Antonio Rรผdiger - VfB Stuttgart (Bundesliga), just made 1st senior appearance
- Ben Chilwell - Leicester City academy
- Billy Gilmour - Rangers academy, still in primary school
- Callum Hudson-Odoi - Chelsea academy
- Cรฉsar Azpilicueta - Olympique Marseille (Ligue 1), reached CL quarter-final
- Christian Pulisic - PA Classics, team of the US Soccer Development Academy league
- รdouard Mendy - AS Cherbourg, just made 1st senior appearances in French 3rd division
- Emerson Pamieri - Santos (Brazil), made 1 senior appearance in state league
- Faustino Anjorin - Chelsea academy, still in primary school
- Hakim Ziyech - SC Heerenveen academy
- Jorginho - Hellas Verona (Serie B)
- Kai Havertz - Bayer Leverkusen academy
- Kepa Arrizabalaga - Basconia, 3rd team of Bilbao
- Kurt Zouma - AS Saint-รtienne (Ligue 1), just played 1st senior season
- Marcos Alonso - Bolton Wanderers, just relegated from the Premier League
- Mason Mount - Chelsea academy
- Mateo Kovaฤiฤ - Dinamo Zagreb, touted as one of the best young CL players
- N'Golo Kantรฉ - US Boulogne, just made 1st senior appearance for relegated Ligue 2 team
- Olivier Giroud - Montpellier HSC, just won the Ligue 1 title and league's top scorer
- Reece James - Chelsea academy
- Tammy Abraham - Chelsea academy
- Thiago Silva - AC Milan, would join PSG 2 weeks later
- Timo Werner - VfB Stuttgart academy
- Willy Caballero - Mรกlaga CF (La Liga)
And now here's some of our non-playing staff:
- Thomas Tuchel - Managing Mainz 05 in the Bundesliga
- Arno Michels - Assisting Tuchel at Mainz 05
- Petr ฤech - Won the Champions League, voted Fans' MOTM for the final
- Paulo Ferreira - Won the Champions League
- Henrique Hilรกrio - Playing for Chelsea, but didn't receive CL medal
- Claude Makรฉlรฉlรฉ - Assistant to Carlo Ancelotti at PSG
- Carlo Cudicini - Playing for Tottenham Hotspur
- Tore Andrรฉ Flo - Playing for Sogndal IL in Norway
KTBFFH!
