What was the cannibal given after he showed up late to the dinner party?
My shift at work ends at midnight, but I'm a night owl so I find staying up late easy...
...I could stay up until midnight with my eyes closed.
This happened a while back, I was dropping my 7 year old school son to school. “Son, hurry up, we’re running late.”
Son: “no dad, we’re walking late.”
My co-worker Nicholas is rarely late for work meetings, but it often shows up within 2 minutes of the meeting start time
I guess he likes to show up in the nick of time.
I showed up late to the Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting.
Needless to say, all the seats were already taken.
What do you tell yourself when you wake up with fever and realize you are late for work?
Turned up late to a cannibal lunch...
I left it late to get a gift for my mum for Mother’s Day. Ended up at a petrol station. I bought her some Lorry Oil...
My aunt showed up to our Halloween party wearing ranch bottle costume. She was an hour late.
Her response: Sorry, I was getting dressed.
Why didn’t the cannibal show up late for dinner?
He was afraid he’d get the cold shoulder.
I threw a party tor all the workers who helped build my house. The door guy showed up late...
...but he really knew how to make an
entrance.
What did the ref say when the boxers showed up late to the match?
Too late I realized the new jar of discount mayonnaise felt light. When I opened it up the pristine surface collapsed into a large air pocket.
Yes it was a sinkhole de mayo.
What's wrong with staying up late to watch Lord of the Rings movies?
Took a girl on a late night walk last night and she was looking up at the stars
Her: “where’s Orion’s Belt?”
Me: “Around his waist”
Her: “fuck off”
The garbage man was late picking up our trash...
One of my friends showed up late to my history presentation about spices
I told him "It was about thyme."
Dad woke up late for work.
Dad hurrying to get ready
Me: So I guess you are rushin' huh dad?
Dad: No son, Im still Irish.
A knock-knock joke my late friend came up with
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gouda.
Gouda who?
Gouda hell!
During Germany vs. Ghana game when Ghana was up 2-1 late in the game.
"I guess they Ghana win now."
What happened when the cannibal showed up late to dinner?
They gave him the cold shoulder
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder
Credit to u/Phoenix_Slayer3000
I showed up late to last night's meeting of Kleptomaniacs Anonymous.
All of the seats were already taken.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up late for dinner?
What do you give a cannibal that shows up late to a dinner party?
What happened when the cannibal showed up late to the cannibal dinner party?
They gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you give a cannibal that shows up late to a dinner party?
What happened to the cannibal who showed up late for dinner?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon.....
they gave him the cold shoulder.
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