I don’t know what to make of it.
I saw her again 10 years later, and almost couldn't recognise her because she had become so beautiful. Turns out she thought I'd said that I loved how blubbery she was.
…to make hens meet.
‘Cos she’s worth it.
But it was a Mirage...
I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle
The rest, as they say, is History.
I'm thinking Feb 14th
Sat-urday
Now it’s just some bunny I used to know.
He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.
Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.
As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.
A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.
When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,
“Excuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?”
“It’s simple, ma’am.” he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. “I’m surprised you haven’t discovered for yourself.”
Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.
“Ya see, ma’am? The real_joke’s always in the condiments!"
The workers in a thick Japanese accent said DAT SOON
She's going to love these flowers!
I guess I'm just not that invested
I turn back to my son and say “it turns out, I’m not made of money”.
Buy-1-get-1-tree
Santa: “Hey Rudolph! You’re looking fly today!” Rudolph: “Oh Santa, you sleigh me!”
Our professor told us he had a lame excuse
Dad responds "Well, it'd be a good day to be a duck."
