University Educated Puns

A list of puns related to "University Educated"

An educated Rhinoceros was considering dropping out of university, which he thought was juvenile and cheesy.

He said "I can't be bothered with all this uni-corn".

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👤︎ u/JamesDavidsonLives
📅︎ Nov 12 2016
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Why do Norway, Sweden, and Finland put QR codes on their military vessels?

So they can Scandinavian as they return.

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👤︎ u/BlueMageTheWizard
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
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There was a Sex Education Fair on my university campus today...

I asked one of the workers what display was supposed to be at the empty table next to theirs; I knew the worker was a dad because he replied:

"It was supposed to be a BDSM Safety table, but none of them could make it...I guess they were all tied up."

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👤︎ u/Anivepairofears
📅︎ Mar 09 2017
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