United States Women's National Under 23 Soccer Team Puns

Here are the facts:

1.U15 FC Dallas boys team beat the women’s national soccer team (WMNT) 5:2. U15 means under 15 in which the boys have to be under 15 at the beginning of the season. The team is composed mostly of 14 year old boys. In youth soccer it’s pretty common for advanced younger players to “play up”-meaning there is quite possibly a handful of 13 year old boys playing on this team so we can safely say the median age here is 14. Note this is a club team in which the players come from the nearby area for the most part vs a national or odp team. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/amp/

2. The 93 SoCal boys odp (Olympic development program) team beat the women’s national team 2:0. This again was a group of 14–15 year old boys. Although a select group-the pool of boys is from Southern California region vs the WMNT pulling their players from across the nation. https://www.and-again.com/post/uswnt-no-match-for-so-cal-boys-odp-3256939

3. Australian women’s national soccer team lose to U15 (again a group of 14 year old boys) Newcastle Jets boys team 0:7. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3609949/amp/Matildas-lose-7-0-Newcastle-Jets-15s-Rio-Olympics-warm-up.html

The WMNT is regularly beaten by boys teams as young as 14 years of age.

The majority of players on a top boys high school soccer team are 17–18 with a smattering of 16 year olds.

6. The U16 odp team who regularly scrimmages some of the top high school teams in Florida (3 of the 4 state semi finalists) due to proximity and are routinely beaten by the high school teams (while the odp boys are generally more skilled/better ball control, the highschool teams tend to be just slightly faster and are definitely more physical-this is the difference between 15 yr old boys and 17–18 yr old young men). https://www.usyouthsoccer.org/2017_us_youth_soccer_odp_boys_florida_interregional_concludes_in_florida/

7. The gap from a 14 to 17 year old or 15 to 18 year old is the difference of an adolescent boy to a man-the speed and strength of the 2 are immensely different. https://kidshealth.org/en/parents/growth-13-to-18.html

While the transitive property is often cringed at when applied to team sports due to match up problems, etc. We have to deal with it to address a hypothetical.

14 year old boys club team soundly beats WMNT. Odp select 14–15 yr old boys team beats W

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