Un American Puns

A list of puns related to "Un American"

My wife asked for a divorce today, saying I was too un-American.

I saw it coming from a kilometer away.

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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Whenever I see Americans make fun of Kim Jong-un, I think to myself

Come on, you're bigger than that.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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Last Thursday my son was moping around and I told him, if you think Thursdays are sad, just wait two more days. He asked why?

Because it'll be sadder day.

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👤︎ u/hypeaze
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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My wife wants a divorce for being too un American

I saw that coming a kilometer away

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👤︎ u/superbirdtj
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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