Ultrasound tech: "So before we begin do you folks have any questions"

Me: "Train A is heading east at 90mph-"

Wife: "Shut up"

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📅︎ Jul 11 2018
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Babies are born with 4 kidneys

When they grow up, 2 of them turn into adult knees.

(The ultrasound tech look like she wanted to punch me when I said that)

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👤︎ u/crittr
📅︎ Nov 03 2022
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Crap joke during a baby ultrasound scan

My partner is pregnant with our first child. Very happy.

During the ultrasounds, the lady doing it said, "And here you can see the largest artery coming out straight from the heart."

I was sitting next to my partner. I leaned over to her and said, "Aorta make sure that's looking good."

We all sighed. It was great.

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👤︎ u/zipflop
📅︎ Nov 13 2021
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