Just thought of the ultimate Christmas present...

... a broken drum, you can't beat it.

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👤︎ u/Just-Jonny
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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Advice: best Christmas wishes a dad can give.

"Merry Christmas. I hope you get exactly what you deserve."

I promise, this never fails to raise eyebrows, but ultimately it's a nice Christmas wish :)

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👤︎ u/NGEddie
📅︎ Dec 14 2018
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Need a seriously punny Christmas Card

My bf likes to think that he's king of the puns. Help a girl dethrone this bastard with the ultimate punny Christmas Card. HALP.

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👤︎ u/evie_b
📅︎ Dec 22 2014
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