A list of puns related to "Ulster Canal"
Recently I decided to try to create a βblessedβ world in TNO. For that, I need a list of countries that you can influence to join OFN, or one of memberβs Spheres. Are there are any other countries that I missed in my list:
(The original OFN + Brazil)
-USA (Can Sphere Malaya, Indonesia and Africa post OFN Mandates) -Canada -Australia -New Zealand -(occupied) Iceland -Belize -Guyana -West Indies Federation (Or itβs peaces) -Panama Canal Zone -Philippines -Brazil (Lacerda)
(Italian Sphere + Blackjack with Germans + Iberia)
-Italy (+Micro-states) (Can also Sphere Levant, Saudi Arabia)
-Iberia
-Greece
-Croatia
-Algeria
-Egypt
-Yemen
-Gulf Zone
(Blackjack)
-Bulgaria
-Hungary
-Romania
-Vichy France
-Serbia
(Oil Crisis)
-Oman -Yemen -Iraq -Egypt -Sudan
(African Wars) -South Africa -Madagascar -East African Mandate -Southwest African Mandate -Congo Mandate (+Congo Civil War) -Liberia -Sierra Leone?
(Isles) (Obviously) -England (United Kingdom) -Wales -Scotland -Ulster (UVF Revolt)
Please, correct me if I am wrong, and feel free to add something in the comments.
https://www.derryjournal.com/news/politics/derry-features-heavily-in-eu165-billion-project-ireland-2040-national-development-plan-3407008?amp
The updated National Development Plan - Project Ireland 2040 published today by the Dublin government contains renewed commitments to the A5 and the development of Magee College, as well as to better rail and air links into Derry.
By Kevin Mullan Monday, 4th October 2021, 4:53 pm
Taoiseach MicheΓ‘l Martin (second from left), with, from left to right, the Minister for the Environment, Climate Communications and Transport, Eamon Ryan TD, TΓ‘naiste Leo Varadkar TD and the Minister for Public Expenditure and Reform, Michael McGrath. Taoiseach MicheΓ‘l Martin (second from left), with, from left to right, the Minister for the Environment, Climate Communications and Transport, Eamon Ryan TD, TΓ‘naiste Leo Varadkar TD and the Minister for Public Expenditure and Reform, Michael McGrath. Taoiseach MicheΓ‘l Martin, TΓ‘naiste Leo Varadkar TD, the Minister for the Environment, Climate Communications and Transport, Eamon Ryan TD and the Minister for Public Expenditure and Reform, Michael McGrath, launched the new National Development Plan 2021 - 2030 in PΓ‘irc UΓ Chaoimh this morning.
The plan, if realised, will amount to a β¬165 billion investment with a particular focus on priority solutions to strengthen housing, climate ambitions, transport, healthcare, jobs growth in every region and economic renewal for the decade ahead.
Strategic investment priorities in the document include enhanced cooperation on higher and further education.
The government pledges to 'further develop third-level education infrastructure of the North West region in integrated and sustainable ways, including with Ulster University Magee Campus in Derry, working with Letterkenny Institute of Technology and other Higher and Further Education institutions in the region.'
The plan commits to 'supporting cross-border approaches to attract investment, including through the North West City Region and the Dublin Belfast Economic Corridor initiatives'.
Connectivity in and out of Derry by road, rail, air and bike are among the explicit aspirations detailed.
"Enhanced rail connectivity taking account of the all-island strategic rail review to be completed in 2022. The review is examining improved interurban and inter-regional connectivity on the island, including the potential for high-/higherspeed links; rail freight potential; and, improved connectivity for the
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Amy
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Until he discovered it was extra sharp.
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
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