Her/she!
Her/she
Her/she.
The bartender asked are you ladies from Ireland? The girls smiled and said Wales. The bartender replied are you two whales from Ireland?
He gave one to three for five
The man says to the bartender “1 for me, and 1 for the road”
"No. You can taek-won-do."
I won't lie, it was a rocky road.
Could be a chinese Wispa
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
He was Careless with his Wispa
Apparently, the bar wasn't set high enough.
My pronouns are Her-She
God, my life is a joke.
The bartender says, “we don’t serve your type”
And then a table... And then a chair...
A heavily pregnant woman walks into a bar in the middle of summer and orders a big glass of ice water. "Boy it's a scorcher out there," she says to the bartender. "Sometimes I wonder if it is too hot for the little guy in here." "Oh I wouldn't worry about it," the bartender replies. "It's probably just womb temperature."
A Double Decker.
and orders everyone a round.
An OvalTeen
It won't last long if you're obese
A man walked into a bar with his dog and ordered a few drinks. At the end of the night, when he got the tab, he was astounded at the $50 check. He calls the bar tender over hoping to strike a deal. “Bartender, I only have 20 bucks I can’t pay for this drink. Let’s make a deal, if my dog can talk then you’ll let me have my drinks for free.” The bartender states, “there is no way that damn dog can talk! Pay me the money!” The man in response states, “No no sir, watch. Spots, what kind of situation are you in when you didn’t study for a test?” The dog, “Ruff!” The man carries on the bit, “See bar tender my dog can talk! You’re in a rough situation when you don’t study!” The bartender, “Now boy don’t play with me now, just pay your tab, that dog can’t talk!” “Well here, I’ll prove it to you. Spots, what texture is sandpaper?” “Ruff!” The bartender reaches hand over the counter, almost touching the man, “I won’t ask again sir.” “I have one more, just watch. Spots, who is the best baseball player?” “Ruff!” The bartender, done being fooled with, throws the man in his dog out of the bar, taking all his money. He looks at his dog sadly, “sorry spots, I guess he doesn’t believe you can talk...” The dog looks up, confused, “maybe I should’ve said DiMaggio.”
..and the 4th one ducks.
Bartender: "Hold on there buddy, what's in the box?"
Man: "I'll show you if you give me a free drink
The bartender agrees and the man lifts the lid of the box to show a tiny man, who starts playing an equally tiny piano.
Bartender: "That's amazing! Where did you find him?"
Man: "There's a genie outside granting free wishes. But if you go out there, be sure to speak up, because I think he is hard of hearing."
Bartender: "Why do you say that?"
Man: "Do you think I would've wished for a twelve-inch pianist?"
Disclaimer: Not original.
They both have a great time.
So he gave it to her.
And then you will all be sorry.
and he was disqualified from the limbo contest."
Duck billed platypus.
The bear says to the bartender, “I’ll get a whiskey and a....... A beer.”
The bartender says, “Sure man, but what’s with the big pause?”
The bear would reply, “I don’t know, man. I was born with them.”
A bar attender
Tonight he really got his Snickers in a Twix
He's known as Willy Wonky.
Her/she
Her/She
her/she
Her/She
Her-she
Her/she
The bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve your type here"
