What pronouns do chocolate bars use?

Her/she!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sub_Urban_Skunk
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What's a chocolate bars preferred gender pronoun?

Her/she

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BamaPaul
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What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

Her/she.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theman_themyth_
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Two larger women walked into a bar and requested drinks in a hard UK accent.

The bartender asked are you ladies from Ireland? The girls smiled and said Wales. The bartender replied are you two whales from Ireland?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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A man named six gave his friends three and five some chocolate bars. Three got 7 chocolate bars and five got eight of them. Three was upset he had less than five did, and five was sad that his friend was sad, so he asked six if three could have another chocolate bar.

He gave one to three for five

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GayMadMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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A man walks in to a bar with a piece of asphalt

The man says to the bartender β€œ1 for me, and 1 for the road”

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Mashed up dates, chocolate chips, peanut butter, granola, almonds....delicious homemade granola bars
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A Korean martial artist was giving away chocolate bars. I asked if I could have 2. He said...

"No. You can taek-won-do."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VentilatedEgg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I finally got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts.

I won't lie, it was a rocky road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jgfum
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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I heard a rumour Cadbury have created a new oriental chocolate bar..

Could be a chinese Wispa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eam2646
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..

.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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Did you hear about when George Michael dropped a chocolate bar?

He was Careless with his Wispa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fandam_YT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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A perfectionist walked into a bar.

Apparently, the bar wasn't set high enough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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Ego and super-ego walk into a bar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buy_More_Bitcoin
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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I sexually identify as chocolate

My pronouns are Her-She

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RexDino1966
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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Yesterday, I crossed the road, changed a lightbulb, and walked into a bar.

God, my life is a joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ace4Pace
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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A pastor, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tribelawn
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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Comic sans walks into a bar

The bartender says, β€œwe don’t serve your type”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManCaveGamer2
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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A blind man walks into a bar

And then a table... And then a chair...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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A heavily pregnant woman walks into a bar

A heavily pregnant woman walks into a bar in the middle of summer and orders a big glass of ice water. "Boy it's a scorcher out there," she says to the bartender. "Sometimes I wonder if it is too hot for the little guy in here." "Oh I wouldn't worry about it," the bartender replies. "It's probably just womb temperature."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firegoat1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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What’s Boris Johnson’s favourite chocolate bar?

A Double Decker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_lande_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Two big girls walk into a bar

Two big girls walk into a bar

They order drinks, in a thick accent.

"You two ladies from Ireland?" asks the bartender.

Offended, one of them replies *"Wales!"*

"Oh I'm so sorry," says the bartender, "Are you two whales from Ireland?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillerTomatoes6
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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A man with authority walks into a bar...

and orders everyone a round.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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What do you call a fat kid who likes chocolate milk?

An OvalTeen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MakeLoveNotWar_69
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Life is like a box of chocolates

It won't last long if you're obese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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A man walks into a bar

A man walked into a bar with his dog and ordered a few drinks. At the end of the night, when he got the tab, he was astounded at the $50 check. He calls the bar tender over hoping to strike a deal. β€œBartender, I only have 20 bucks I can’t pay for this drink. Let’s make a deal, if my dog can talk then you’ll let me have my drinks for free.” The bartender states, β€œthere is no way that damn dog can talk! Pay me the money!” The man in response states, β€œNo no sir, watch. Spots, what kind of situation are you in when you didn’t study for a test?” The dog, β€œRuff!” The man carries on the bit, β€œSee bar tender my dog can talk! You’re in a rough situation when you don’t study!” The bartender, β€œNow boy don’t play with me now, just pay your tab, that dog can’t talk!” β€œWell here, I’ll prove it to you. Spots, what texture is sandpaper?” β€œRuff!” The bartender reaches hand over the counter, almost touching the man, β€œI won’t ask again sir.” β€œI have one more, just watch. Spots, who is the best baseball player?” β€œRuff!” The bartender, done being fooled with, throws the man in his dog out of the bar, taking all his money. He looks at his dog sadly, β€œsorry spots, I guess he doesn’t believe you can talk...” The dog looks up, confused, β€œmaybe I should’ve said DiMaggio.”

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3 guys walk into a bar..

..and the 4th one ducks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelittlesthobo01
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A man walks into a bar with a mysterious box under his arms.

Bartender: "Hold on there buddy, what's in the box?"

Man: "I'll show you if you give me a free drink

The bartender agrees and the man lifts the lid of the box to show a tiny man, who starts playing an equally tiny piano.

Bartender: "That's amazing! Where did you find him?"

Man: "There's a genie outside granting free wishes. But if you go out there, be sure to speak up, because I think he is hard of hearing."

Bartender: "Why do you say that?"

Man: "Do you think I would've wished for a twelve-inch pianist?"

Disclaimer: Not original.

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Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.

They both have a great time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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A woman walks into a bar. β€œI’ll have an entendre,” she says to the bartender. β€œMake it a double.”

So he gave it to her.

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Well, this one hit the bar
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There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.

And then you will all be sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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"A guy walks into a bar...

and he was disqualified from the limbo contest."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck. He finishes his drink, and asks for the check.

Duck billed platypus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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So a bear walks into a bar.

The bear says to the bartender, β€œI’ll get a whiskey and a....... A beer.”

The bartender says, β€œSure man, but what’s with the big pause?”

The bear would reply, β€œI don’t know, man. I was born with them.”

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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What do you call someone that visits a lot of bars?

A bar attender

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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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My mate hates it when I put his chocolate bars in different wrappers.

Tonight he really got his Snickers in a Twix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Did you hear about that famous chocolate factory owner who suffered from a penis accident?

He's known as Willy Wonky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FalseAladeen
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What pronouns gender does a chocolate bar use?

Her/she

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canadianpeople
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What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

Her/She

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YankeesFan80
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What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

her/she

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ayaanjamil
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What is a chocolate bars preferred gender pronouns?

Her/She

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LetMeTellYouX
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What are chocolate bars preferred pronouns

Her-she

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
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What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

Her/she

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Comic Sans walks into a bar

The bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve your type here"

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