Ugly God Puns

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While at a restaurant, the waitress was totally flirting with me with my wife present. After she walked away, my wife said “She obviously has COVID!” “Why would you think that?” I asked.

“Because she has no taste.”

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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My dads rules.

Dad: "Did I ever tell you the condom rule?"

Me: "Nooo...?"

Dad: "Well, wear 2 condoms if she's ugly but you're horny. 1 condom if she's a normal lay and by God son don't ever wear a condom if she's hot and rich!"

Sidenote: My dad fucking rocks.

Edit: spelling

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👤︎ u/Kuech3
📅︎ Aug 08 2013
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