U.s. Presidents Puns

A list of puns related to "U.s. Presidents"

I have a list of puns/bad jokes for every U.S. President reddit.com/gallery/jw48pr
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👤︎ u/ThackerOpinions
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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More U.S. Presidents were born in Virginia than any other state.

I guess you could say it's a Prez dispenser.

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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Who is the only U.S. president who is completely not guilty.

Abraham Lincoln, because he is "in-a-cent"

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👤︎ u/ModernAmerican52
📅︎ May 07 2019
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What do you get when you cross a musical period with a U.S. president?

Baroque Obama

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👤︎ u/deathstryk
📅︎ May 30 2018
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43 out of the 44 U.S. Presidents actually ran for office.

FDR just rolled in there.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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More U.S. Presidents were born in Virginia than any other state. reddit.com/r/puns/comment…
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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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Why did the President of the U.S. blow hot air up his dog's bum?

Because it's a Trump-pet

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👤︎ u/plankyy
📅︎ Apr 10 2019
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Which U.S President has nothing to hide?

Abraham Lincoln.

He is in a cent.

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👤︎ u/maryjanepurplerain
📅︎ Jul 01 2016
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What will the inauguration balls be like if Deez Nuts wins the presidency of the U.S. ?
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👤︎ u/kpauburn
📅︎ Aug 24 2015
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Someone posted a joke on inauguration day and now I can't stop thinking of Trump puns, so I'll just dump them here.

He probably has quite the hair-care bill, but I'm sure he's willing toupee for it.
It seems that everyone on the internet is Russian to say good things about him.
After his inauguration speech, everyone gave him a big hand.
His favorite winter Olympic event is the LYUUUUGE!
The other half of his supporters can be described with ancient, mystical legends: the Deep Lore-ables.
Nobody will be able to use cheap cotton drapes or table cloths after his ban on muslins.
Since the start of the cold war, many U.S. presidents have pissed off the Russians. Trump is the first to be accused of pissing ON them.
I subscribed to his newsletter because I never turn down a free MAGA-zine subscription.
Melania got used to everyone crowded into Trump Tower during the campaign. Now that everyone's gone, she looks around and it's just a little Barron.
Joke that inspired me is here : https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/5p4ebt/on_donald_trumps_inaguration/

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👤︎ u/Fat_Hitchhiker
📅︎ Jan 23 2017
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