A list of puns related to "U Pick"
He picked up an acorn and asked me what it was. I told him it was a tree. He said really? I said, well in a nutshell yes.
But they encouraged me to immediately return to the vaccination center to pick up my glasses.
They just pick things up as they go along.
"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"
Because they’re always getting picked on
Just don’t pick it up
Edit: piece I before E except after c
He picked up the hammer and saw.
(my dad told this all the time. I am continuing on with the tradition...)
Just picked up a Kït Kaát. Now to put it together...
He got caught picking his nose!
He picked out a Butterfinger from his bag, held it up, and said “Kit-Kats are good but these are butter.”
She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.
I said “You don’t need training for that! You just pick it up as you go along”
They will both insist that you “pick a cod”
I think I picked up a nervous tic.
my pick up is Thursday. how about you?
He says, “Pick a cod, any cod!”
"Why would anyone pick on you, Someoneyourownsize!?"
We recently discovered mice in our pantry. Everyone’s advice? Get a cat. Apparently they are stone cold killers.
We made some calls and learned from our vet that they had two cats that need to be rehomed. I agreed to take them sight unseen. I think it’s a boy and girl but I don’t actually know. We pick them up next week.
We want to instill the right spirit into our mercenaries by naming them after famous murderers, but want to lighten the mood with puns.
So far we have come up with Jeffrey Paw-er but we are certain our Reddit friends can do better. We need male and female options. I understand one cat is black and the other is a brown mix.
We need help coming up with names, anyone up for the challenge??
An apple gets picked.
They picked on the other words in grammar school.
Me: "How rare?"
Doc: "You pick the name.
Date: So, what do you do?
Me: * holds up menu * you just pick one from this picture book of meals.
She refused to pick up her pace because she was anti-lope.
My stay-at-home wife came in earlier and asked what I wanted for dinner. "I don't know... You pick, you're cooking it after all."
A few minutes later she comes in with a frying pan. "Here ya go!"
It was a piece of paper. With the words "I don't know" written on both sides.
... Smartass, lol.
I thought to myself, how the f**k am I supposed to pick it up?
I’d Pick Nick.
The son's ticket number wasn't the one picked to win. Despondently, the son told the results to his dad. In an effort to console him, his dad replied..."Well, sorry son, but you can't win the mall."
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
An Axe to Grind
A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.
Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't
want to pay for it."
But the son kept begging. Unable to bear his son's whining,
he picks up his axe one day and heads out of the house.
Thirty minutes later he returns with a great big Christmas tree. "How did you cut it down so fast?" his son asks.
"I didn't cut it down," the father replies.
"I got it at a tree lot."
"Then why did you bring an axe?"
"Because I didn't want to pay."
My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.
Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says “coolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.
Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??
Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that “creative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!
One of them said: i’ve got a bone to pick with you!
Before you let your kids get a puppy, take the Puppy Test.
Best taken in the autumn or mid winter.
Alright so yesterday at dinner my mom and dad told me and my sister that they decided that we would indeed drive to Florida and stay there and rent a place for a few months. The home they picked out is in the same community as my grandparents, I am all happy about this except for the part where we have to drive 1000 miles over 15 hours of driving. So anyway after my sister and I ask some questions about the place he says “did you know alligators can grow up to 15 feet, but most have four”
To go to the auto repair shop to get his pick up cluck.
...but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.
(emo philips)
Vet: "are you picking up what I'm putting down"
When I got home, I realized I’d only picked seven up.
My daughter woke me around 11:50pm last night. My wife and I picked her up from her friend Sally’s birthday party, brought her home and put her to bed. My wife went to the bedroom to read and I fell asleep watching basketball.
“Daddy”, she whispered tugging my shirt.
“Guess how old I’ll be next month?”
“I don’t know, honey.” I said as I slipped on my glasses. “How old?”
She smiled and held up 4 fingers.
It’s now 7:30am. My wife and I have been up with her for almost 8 hours. She still refuses to tell us where she got them.
As he picked up his hammer and saw.
He was picking his nose.
Pick a cod, any cod
They just pick things up as they go along.
Apples get picked
He picked up a hammer and saw
She said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.
They just pick stuff up as they go
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