Located in Anaheim, CA (PST) and only looking to ship in the United States, sorry no International Shipping.
Shipping is $5 for the first TWO records then $4 for each additional mailer (mailers can fit up to 3 records. [2XLP counts as 2 records].Records ship via USPS Media Mail (usually 3-5 business days) and tracking will be provided. Insurance available, as well as recommended, for Items exceeding $100 ($2 added to Shipping costs)Records and Sleeves are graded NM unless otherwise noted as follows (Media/Sleeve ex. VG+/NM).Will ship as early as the next business day or same day if purchase made early enough.PM FOR OFFERS, payment processed via PayPal. ***UP TO 24 hours to make payment or records will go to next bidder. ***Marked Up Offers will AUTOMATICALLY be considered.****** Markdowns considered for bundles or combined offers only. Please do not make this a platform to haggle.Please be courteous and kind to myself and others during this sale. Rude, offensive, or uncourteous commenters will be denied sale and reported to Moderator for misconduct.
Good Evening r/vc! It’s a new year and that means new need for space within my collection! As much as it hurts this time around, I am going to post some of my high-value and autographed records to include in this sale. Looking to thin out the collection by putting back on sale some reasonably priced as well as hard-to-find selections from the vault with a mix of mostly Hip-Hop and Alternative Rock/Indie Rock Selections. Look for the BUNDLE OFFERS which will be made available if purchasing multiple records by the same artist.
**Special Promotion: FREE 7” 45 Record for any orders over $50 (pre-shipping) LIMITED SUPPLY**
As mentioned above I will ship out Monday at the earliest. Will mark down on combined offers or bundle priced specials. I can fit up to 3 LPs per mailer
**(please note: at your own risk if requesting 3 per mailer, I would personally recommend paying for the second mailer after 2 to protect your vinyl and guarantee a safer shipment)
List is organized by Artist & Genre. Once offer is made, the sale list will be updated to [PENDING]. Completed Sales will be marked as [SOLD]. Hopefully there is something below you might enjoy and I am always happy to hear the any stories that have to do with your reason for purchasing. 😊 I've been collecting some of these records as early as 2012 and have been well tak
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
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And then shook his arm really fast.
(True story, please groan with me.)
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
