I was in a cat competition that wasn't like your typical competition. They had a category for cat butts, which I ended up winning...

But it was just a cat-ass-trophy

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I dad joked my fwb

We're in bed, and her 2 cats are jumping all over everything in her room. Typical cat things.

Her: (sarcastically) "I should just dump them outside on the sidewalk."

Me: "Wouldn't that be KITTY LITTER??"

Her: (groans)

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