Two Types Of Puns

A list of puns related to "Two Types Of"

There are two types of comedians in r/dadjokes

The ones who finish their jokes and

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👤︎ u/funningincircless
📅︎ Nov 24 2022
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There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

and . . .

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👤︎ u/wafflecheese
📅︎ Dec 22 2022
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There are two types of people in the world.

Those who come to a full stop.

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👤︎ u/The_DCG
📅︎ Dec 07 2022
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My urologist told me that there are two types of vasectomies

I asked him, “vas the deferens doc?”

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👤︎ u/madeinbuffalo
📅︎ Jul 19 2022
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Before I met your mother I helped a lot at a convent. Life's real simple there - only two types of things! The non-negotiables, and...

...and the nun-negotiables.

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👤︎ u/w_dent
📅︎ Aug 06 2022
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Two types of peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood.

One of them was a salted.

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👤︎ u/chacham2
📅︎ Jan 28 2022
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There are just two types of people I can't stand:

People who get common words confused with Ancient Greeks, and hippocrates.

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👤︎ u/Manpag
📅︎ Oct 19 2021
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There are two types of pollsters. Those who conduct the extra poll now, and those who wait to do the

extra poll later

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👤︎ u/Past_Dragonfruit_191
📅︎ Apr 14 2022
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What are the two types of sport potatoes

A common-tater and a speck-tater

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👤︎ u/gb_4640
📅︎ Jun 08 2021
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There are two types of people in this world
  1. Those with a good memory

I forget what the other type is.

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👤︎ u/bryanBr
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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I own only two types of clothes— I wear my gym clothes when I exercise.

For formal occasions, I wear my James clothes.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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I tried giving a badger two different types of pet food, but he couldn't decide which to eat.

Apparently badgers can't be choosers.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Feb 05 2020
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There are two main types of Jews

Basic and Hasidic.

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👤︎ u/fwubglubbel
📅︎ Jan 30 2018
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There are two types of people in this world...

Those that give the punchlines to jokes.

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👤︎ u/Brotworst3
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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There’s two types of people in this world: Buddhas and Pests. Which are you?

Neither! I’m hungry!

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👤︎ u/1o28
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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Son, there are two types of people in this world.

Your mom and people that are always wrong no matter what.

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👤︎ u/Spykej21
📅︎ Feb 15 2018
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there are two types of people in this world:
  1. Those who can't extrapolate from incomplete data
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👤︎ u/Savage_Oppress
📅︎ Nov 01 2022
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There are two types of people in the world:

Those who can extrapolate solutions from incomplete data.

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👤︎ u/CoryEagles
📅︎ Apr 02 2022
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There are two types of people in this world.

Those who need resolution

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👤︎ u/Bro-L
📅︎ Jul 05 2022
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There are two types of people in this world

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,

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👤︎ u/OutrageousFix7338
📅︎ Mar 01 2022
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There are two types of people:

People who can extrapolate from incomplete data and

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👤︎ u/TheOmniverse_
📅︎ Jun 12 2022
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There are only two types of people

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete sets of data

And

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👤︎ u/Dy1bo
📅︎ Jan 15 2022
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There's two types of people in this world
  1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
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👤︎ u/xtilexx
📅︎ Jan 30 2022
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There are two types of people in the world

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete sentences,

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👤︎ u/KeepCalmGitRevert
📅︎ Dec 19 2021
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There are two types of people
  1. Those who can extrapolate conclusions from incomplete data.
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👤︎ u/welfarewonders
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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There are two types of people in this world.

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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👤︎ u/BusyPooping
📅︎ Jun 28 2021
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There are two types of people in this world.

People who finish what they started

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👤︎ u/Mtaylor0812_
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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There are two types of people in this world.
  1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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👤︎ u/onetwopi
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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There are two types of people in this world:

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

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👤︎ u/ItsFiin3
📅︎ Aug 06 2021
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There are two types of people in this world
  1. Those who can infer
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👤︎ u/Im-not-smart
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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There are only two types of people in the world:

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets

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👤︎ u/Backlog_Overflow
📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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There are two types of people in this world

Those who extrapolate on incomplete data

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👤︎ u/Jaxerfp
📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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There are two types of people. People who need closure
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👤︎ u/SlipknotFan314
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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There are two types of people, those that can extrapolate from an incomplete data set
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👤︎ u/Sykadelik_
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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There are two types of people: 1.) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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👤︎ u/Cylasbreakdown
📅︎ May 31 2019
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There are two types of people
  1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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👤︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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In this world there are two types of people:

people that finish sentences and...

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👤︎ u/Loyalpewdssupporter
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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There are two types of people in this world.
  1. Those who are consistent

b. Those who aren't

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👤︎ u/jcode777
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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There are two types of people in this world

Those who crave closure

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👤︎ u/kartik3e
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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There are two types of people in this world.

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

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👤︎ u/Konamicoder
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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There are two types of people in the world

Those who need closure.

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👤︎ u/Binestar
📅︎ Nov 15 2018
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There are two types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data..
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👤︎ u/ScreamingHawk
📅︎ May 12 2019
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There are two types of people in the world.

People who can anticipate what people will say next.

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👤︎ u/EmpireStrikes1st
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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There are two types of people in this world

Those that can extrapolate answers from incomplete information...

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👤︎ u/quickdrawwillis
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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There are only two types of people. Those, who can extrapolate incomplete data
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👤︎ u/fakt_adolf
📅︎ May 19 2019
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There are two types of people in the world... Those that can extrapolate results from incomplete data and...
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👤︎ u/catonmyshoulder69
📅︎ May 18 2019
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There are two types of people
  1. those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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👤︎ u/bionicbob321
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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There are two types of people in the world.

Penis and penisn’t.

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👤︎ u/BinBender
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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There are two types of people
  1. People who make lists
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👤︎ u/deeper-still
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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There are two types of people in this world:
  1. those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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👤︎ u/Brentobot
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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