I tried to give Twisted Sister a goldfish for a gift …

They said: β€˜We’re Not Gonna Take It’ and β€˜I Wanna Rock’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WereMadeOfStars
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2022
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Someone handed me and my friends a song by Twisted Sister

I said that we're not gonna take it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordApollo08
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2021
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Don't let Metallica touch AC/DC

or you'll get Zappa.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2022
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A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink.

The bartender looks at him and says, "We don't serve string here."

So the string goes outside, twists himself up a bit, roughs up his ends, walks back into the bar and orders a drink.

The bartender looks at him and says, "Aren't you that little piece of string that was here a few minutes ago?"

The string replies, "I'm a frayed knot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/versatileviolet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2022
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What do you call a nun doing yoga?

Twisted Sister!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grrttfshr1
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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