Tuck Tucker Puns

We named him Shaft, because he would patrol the house every night before finally coming into our bedroom to make sure we were tucked in safely.

After my wife gave birth to our first child, she noticed that the cat would check on me and our son, but was no longer checking to make sure she was tucked in safely.

Several nights pass where Shaft all but ignores my wife on his nightly patrols. “Hunny, have you noticed that Shaft started ignoring me once our son was born?” she asked.

“I have, and I’m not surprised,” I replied. “You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother tucker.”