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Because I was told it's nice as HELL! *ba-dum-tss*

I said, "Not off the top of my head. Ba dum tss"

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• Yes, I'm born on Earth Day

Coworker 1: Aw shucks looks like we got the wrong lettuce.

Coworker 2: What do you mean? It's the same lettuce we usually get.

Coworker 1: Nuh uh, this is clearly iceberg lettuce.

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90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99 =945 !!!!! Ba dum tss!!!

Hash browns.

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So I'm watching a show called outrageous 911 Calls, and there was a story of an old man who was cooking bacon that ended up burning. So he opens up his back door to try and air out some of the smoke. Well, the smell starts attracting flies and of course he calls the police to report it and hope that they can send someone to handle the fly issue. The emergency operator says the police cannot do anything to help him.

So I turn to my friend who is watching along side me, and I say, "Obviously the police can't help him, he needs a swat team."

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Real gold makes a sound like: clink clink

Fool's gold makes a sound like: tchk tchk

And then there's comedy gold - ba dum tss

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I bet the second one will be incredible too.

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Today I had a lot of problems with excel, but I managed to sort them out. *ba dum tss

Stanley worked his way up from nothing in a third world country, saving enough to move to America and support his family. His loyal customer base grew by word of mouth, nobody argued with his results. Finally one day, a customer asked him how he managed to be so good at his work, and he merely responded, "I'm from Pakistan."

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So I'm in undergrad right now, on track to apply to dental school and whatnot. My parents came down to visit me and bring me some home cooked goodies. They got hungry so we decided to hit up a BBQ joint. In the car, my mom is scolding me for something (I forget what for) but my reply was that I don't have any patience to do it. She says "Why don't you have any patience?" when my dad chimes in and says "Well, he has to wait until he graduates from dental school before he gets any patients".

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Because when John Cena visits UK, EU can't see him.

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So we were talking about various old school movies and tv shows.

Husband: Have you ever seen The Great Outdoors?

Me: Only when I look out the window.

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This morning at breakfast my SO asked me how I eat my oatmeal. My response was "With my mouth." And at the bank a little later the teller asked how I wanted my cash back. I said "In my hands." ba dum tss

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Me(to dad): "So how was your disgusting shoe table breakfast this morning?"

Dad: "Fine. But I think it was too early for filet of sole."

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Uncle: Which one?

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