An actual joke from my 8 year old - Why can’t you trust atoms?

They make up everything.

I was proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaybird1905
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I don't trust stairs.

They are always up to something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Why shouldn't anyone trust stairs?

Because they're always upto something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/makunahatata27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Never trust an atom...

They literally make up everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hallsguide
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Why is water such a trusted beverage choice?

Everything about it is so transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_fiveMoreMinutes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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I Never Trusted Stairs

They always lead up to something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlandersHasPassed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Why shouldn't you trust news from a raisin?

It's not currant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurboAxolotl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Why does nobody trust the baby salmon?

It's a little fishy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kartenhouse
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Never trust people who sketch facial composites for police reports.

They're con artists.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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I don't trust elevators.

I'll have to take careful steps to avoid them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Who does Thor trust to protect his back against the Frost Giants?

Asgardians

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigfootNick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Dad: I really don’t trust these trees

Son: Huh? What? Why?
Dad: They seem kinda…. shady

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Don't trust your digestive system...

It's full of $hit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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You shouldn't trust artists

They're kinda sketchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pattersonjeffa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Don’t trust people that create acupuncture,

they’re back stabbers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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I don't trust the owls at Machu Pichu...

I reckon they are all Inca hoots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Don't trust any opinion that's on paper.

It's tearable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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I don't trust Velcro.

It's a complete ripoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VegetarianReaper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Never trust friction.

It will always work against you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devilishsolriase
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Why can you never trust a hedgefund managers fashion advice?

They claim to love shorts but are always seen in pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unluckycowboy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Ughh..don't trust 'em stairs, they're always up to something
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unrealhumour
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What did the janitor call the tools he didn't trust?

SUSpplies

(courtesy of my 9 y. o. )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/802Keys
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Never trust an amputee

You can’t count on them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Why can’t you trust atoms?

They make up everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BethJ2018
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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I dont trust stairs

They're always up to something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamudawhale51
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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I don't trust stairs.

They're always up to something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunnyDifficulty6
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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I don't trust stairs

They're always up to something...

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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why cant you trust an atom?

They make up everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitks07
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms at all?

Because they make up everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cali_Spidey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Never trust an Atom

They make up everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d00mt0mb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I don’t trust stairs

They’re always up to something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilhelmfart
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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I don't trust stairs.

They're always up to something or they always let you down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I've never trusted stairs.

They're always up to something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinovic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Don’t trust people that do acupuncture ...

they’re back stabbers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Why can’t you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBoydski
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Why can’t you trust atoms

Because they make up everything...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiveStrong4Ever-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I don’t trust stairs...

^(because they’re always up to something.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WWG_Genius
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Wanna know why I don't trust stairs?

They're always up to something...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lahkli
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I don’t trust stairs... you wanna know why?

Because they’re always up to something!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masodilla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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"I don't trust stairs."

"They're always up to something."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I don't trust what atoms say...

They make up everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qarasaq
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Why can't you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJ_D3LTA
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I don't trust stairs

They are always up to something.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Why can you never trust atoms?

They make up everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Why can’t you trust an Atom?

They make up everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ffjuice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I don’t trust trees

They’re pretty shady

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I don’t trust stairs

They’re always up to something

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I don't trust stairs.

They're always up to something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Do you know why I don't trust atoms

They make up everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Double-Fit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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