An actual joke from my 8 year old - Why canβt you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
I was proud.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
I don't trust stairs.
They are always up to something.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Why shouldn't anyone trust stairs?
Because they're always upto something
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Never trust an atom...
They literally make up everything.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Why is water such a trusted beverage choice?
Everything about it is so transparent
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︎ Apr 03 2021
I Never Trusted Stairs
They always lead up to something.
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Why shouldn't you trust news from a raisin?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Why does nobody trust the baby salmon?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Never trust people who sketch facial composites for police reports.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
I don't trust elevators.
I'll have to take careful steps to avoid them.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Who does Thor trust to protect his back against the Frost Giants?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Dad: I really donβt trust these trees
Son: Huh? What? Why?
Dad: They seem kindaβ¦. shady
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Don't trust your digestive system...
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︎ Feb 17 2021
You shouldn't trust artists
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Donβt trust people that create acupuncture,
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I don't trust the owls at Machu Pichu...
I reckon they are all Inca hoots.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Don't trust any opinion that's on paper.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
I don't trust Velcro.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Never trust friction.
It will always work against you.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Why can you never trust a hedgefund managers fashion advice?
They claim to love shorts but are always seen in pants.
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Ughh..don't trust 'em stairs, they're always up to something
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︎ Nov 02 2020
What did the janitor call the tools he didn't trust?
SUSpplies
(courtesy of my 9 y. o. )
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Never trust an amputee
You canβt count on them
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Why canβt you trust atoms?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
I dont trust stairs
They're always up to something
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︎ Feb 24 2021
I don't trust stairs.
They're always up to something
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︎ Feb 21 2021
I don't trust stairs
They're always up to something...
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︎ Mar 16 2021
why cant you trust an atom?
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Why donβt scientists trust atoms at all?
Because they make up everything.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Never trust an Atom
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︎ Jan 25 2021
I donβt trust stairs
Theyβre always up to something.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
I don't trust stairs.
They're always up to something or they always let you down.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
I've never trusted stairs.
They're always up to something.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Donβt trust people that do acupuncture ...
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Why canβt you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Why canβt you trust atoms
Because they make up everything...
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I donβt trust stairs...
^(because theyβre always up to something.)
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Wanna know why I don't trust stairs?
They're always up to something...
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I donβt trust stairs... you wanna know why?
Because theyβre always up to something!
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︎ Dec 31 2020
"I don't trust stairs."
"They're always up to something."
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I don't trust what atoms say...
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!!
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I don't trust stairs
They are always up to something.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Why can you never trust atoms?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Why canβt you trust an Atom?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I donβt trust trees
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I donβt trust stairs
Theyβre always up to something
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I don't trust stairs.
They're always up to something
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Do you know why I don't trust atoms
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