A list of puns related to "Tropical Captions"
A few people asked me to do one on this and this is another saga I followed closely back then so I have a lot of stuff saved.
WARNING: Strap yourselves in because this is gonna be a long one.
We'll start from the beginning, I guess. So early 2014 is when Kris started really trying to craft the Jenners careers/public image. Getting them involved in hollywood friendships like Madison beer (see my previous post here) and according to LA rumors, Kris was preparing to branch out her celeb management skills and was eyeing selena gomez as a possible new client. Thats just a rumor though. Anyway!
First time Selena is seen with a Jenner sister is here, with Kendall on March 21, 2014. You can kinda tell the hug is awkward/forced and its obvious paps were called.
From this day until April 2014 suddenly we were flooded with pics of the sisters and selena.
Side note: Probably important to mention here that even tho we have no definitive proof Kris wanted to manage Selena, its worth noting that Selena fired current management - her own mom and dad, in April 2014.
for some reason imgur isnt working for me no matter what browser I use so you guys will have to bare with me here, i know this would be better in a linked album but heres some pics and date stamps:
april 4 2014 - kendall kylie and selena @ 1 Oak together ; this was for Christian Combs (P Diddys son) 16th birthday party
pic kendall posted from that night^
april 5 2014 - kylie and selena both post this to IG ; selenas caption: "kylie+roses." kylies caption: "selena+roses". Lol
Coachella 2014 Begins ; this is April 11th - Kylie captioned this something like #girlstrip , a group of them were preparing for coachella weekend and stopped at a 5 Guys for food. Lol
More pics from the weekend:
Coachella 2014 - day 2 Note the shirt Selenas wearing in this one - this is a different day than the rest of the coachella pics
Coachella 2014 - day 2 - theres VERY f
... keep reading on reddit β‘Sometimes you just need a break from it all. This year, try something newβ¦ or at least in a new place! We want to see your adventures! Any form of adventure is valid as long as you clearly tie it into Advent of Code!
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
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Buenosdillas
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
Why
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Specs for Frog TKL:
Included extras:
I am unfortunately only shipping within the CONUS right now. Prices are tentative.
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