A few people asked me to do one on this and this is another saga I followed closely back then so I have a lot of stuff saved.

WARNING: Strap yourselves in because this is gonna be a long one.

We'll start from the beginning, I guess. So early 2014 is when Kris started really trying to craft the Jenners careers/public image. Getting them involved in hollywood friendships like Madison beer (see my previous post here) and according to LA rumors, Kris was preparing to branch out her celeb management skills and was eyeing selena gomez as a possible new client. Thats just a rumor though. Anyway!

First time Selena is seen with a Jenner sister is here, with Kendall on March 21, 2014. You can kinda tell the hug is awkward/forced and its obvious paps were called.

From this day until April 2014 suddenly we were flooded with pics of the sisters and selena.

Side note: Probably important to mention here that even tho we have no definitive proof Kris wanted to manage Selena, its worth noting that Selena fired current management - her own mom and dad, in April 2014.

for some reason imgur isnt working for me no matter what browser I use so you guys will have to bare with me here, i know this would be better in a linked album but heres some pics and date stamps:

april 4 2014 - kendall kylie and selena @ 1 Oak together ; this was for Christian Combs (P Diddys son) 16th birthday party

another from the same night^

pic kendall posted from that night^

april 5 2014 - kylie and selena both post this to IG ; selenas caption: "kylie+roses." kylies caption: "selena+roses". Lol

Coachella 2014 Begins ; this is April 11th - Kylie captioned this something like #girlstrip , a group of them were preparing for coachella weekend and stopped at a 5 Guys for food. Lol

More pics from the weekend:

Coachella 2014 - day 1

Coachella 2014 - day 1

paparazzi pic from day 1

Coachella 2014 - day 2 Note the shirt Selenas wearing in this one - this is a different day than the rest of the coachella pics

Coachella 2014 - day 2 - theres VERY f

Advent of Code Community Fun 2021: Adventure Time!

Sometimes you just need a break from it all. This year, try something new… or at least in a new place! We want to see your adventures! Any form of adventure is valid as long as you clearly tie it into Advent of Code!

> "I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be."
> ― Dirk Gently, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul (Douglas Adams, 1988)

IDEAS

• Your newest AoC-related project

• The Internet is a series of tubes, after all

• Push hardware and/or software well past its limit and make it do things it wasn't designed to do

• e.g. solve puzzles on a TI-89 or inside video games, etc.

• A picture of your laptop showing AoC while you're on a toboggan

• Preferably a stationary one… safety first!

• A time-lapse of you drawing AoC in the snow

• Yellow or otherwise

• A picture of your laptop showing AoC while you walk/fly/crawl around in a tight/weird/cool area for your day job/hobby

• No trespassing, please!

• An AoC mug filled with the latest results from your attempts to develop the ultimate hot chocolate recipe

• Recipe required!

• A picture of your laptop showing AoC while you're on a well-deserved vacation at a nice resort on a tropical island

• /r/SneakyBackgroundFeet sticking up from behind the laptop optional

• A picture of your laptop showing AoC while looking out a submarine porthole at a real-life sea monster

• A video of your betta swimming around after you rearranged the aquascaping in its aquarium to spell out "AoC" qualifies as a real-life "sea" monster

• A video of you carving† AoC into a carrot/apple and feeding it to a reindeer‡ at the local petting farm

• † carefully
• ‡ with permission

• A picture of your laptop showing AoC while looking out a porthole at Earth because you're on the ISS

TIMELINE

| 2021 Dec | **Time

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Hello, thank you for stopping by.

I have a built Geon Frog TKL Black F13 WKL (w/ Gold Brass Weight). Please see timestamp for specs and info. I am selling the Frog TKL at lower than cost for me.

Specs for Frog TKL:

• Keyboard: Geon Frog TKL F13 WKL Black w/ Gold Brass Weight
• Switches: Tropical Switches (JWK recolor, same as Alpacas) w/ 65g TX Long Springs, Lubed with 205g0 & Deskey Filmed
• PCB: Hiney H88c (Soldered)
• Plate: Full FR4 Plate w/ 80a Tadpoles
• Stabilizers: Durock v1 Lubed with 205g0 (Spacebar w/ Holee Mod)
• Dampening: Case Foam Only (No Plate Foam)
• Other Mods: Tape Mod Under PCB

Included extras:

• Hard carrying case
• Unused plate foam
• Unused aluminum plate
• 50a, 60a, 70a tadpoles (80a used in board)
• Extra black feets

I am unfortunately only shipping within the CONUS right now. Prices are tentative.

Please kindly leave a comment here before PMing. Chat requests will be ignored. Thank you!

Buenosdillas

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

Why

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EDIT: added TX stabs

Hello, thank you for stopping by.

I have a built Geon Frog TKL Black F13 WKL (w/ Gold Brass Weight) and a set of GMK Modern Dolch 2 (MoDo 2) with the Aesthetic (spacebar) kit and the Omnitype gift artisan. I am selling the Frog TKL at lower than cost for me.

Specs for Frog TKL:

• Keyboard: Geon Frog TKL F13 WKL Black w/ Gold Brass Weight
• Switches: Tropical Switches (JWK recolor, same as Alpacas) w/ 65g TX Long Springs, Lubed with 205g0 & Deskey Filmed
• PCB: Hiney H88c (Soldered)
• Plate: Full FR4 Plate w/ 80a Tadpoles
• Stabilizers: Durock v1 Lubed with 205g0 (Spacebar w/ Holee Mod)
• Dampening: Case Foam Only (No Plate Foam)
• Other Mods: Tape Mod Under PCB

Included extras:

• Hard carrying case
• Unused plate foam
• Unused aluminum plate
• 50a, 60a, 70a tadpoles (80a used in board)
• Extra black feets

I am unfortunately only shipping within the CONUS right now. Prices are tentative.

Please kindly leave a comment here before PMing. Chat requests will be ignored. Thank you!