Tri Angle Puns

A list of puns related to "Tri Angle"

There’s a new drug going around that is nicknamed “angle”. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and don’t want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.

I guess I’m just too square to try angle.

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👤︎ u/PopTarnekPop
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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What angle should you approach a problem from?

The right angle. If that’s not an option, then the try-angle.

P.S. This joke comes courtesy of my 8 year old son. I’m floored.

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👤︎ u/PiRRoundNotSquare
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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I learned how to draw an isometric the other day, but it didn’t work out.

I tried coming at it from a different angle, but it looked really sketchy

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👤︎ u/hfoste1380
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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Friend of mine at work won a fishing pole and tackle box at the Christmas party.

He drives a mustang and was trying to figure out how to get it in his car.

Friend: “How do I get this thing in my car? It’s almost as tall as I am!”

Me: “Guess you’re just gonna have to angle it.”

Friend and everyone in a 30 foot radius: -groan and facepalm-

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👤︎ u/Returningdarkness
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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What does Yoda call a shape with three sides?

A do-or-do-not-angle. There is no try-angle.

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👤︎ u/Jayrandomer
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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Always remember the best angle to approach a problem from...

The “try” angle.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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Tutoring a family friend's son

I tutor geometry to a 14 year old in high school and he was nervous about his upcoming test so I asked him:

"Do you know what the bravest shape is, one that is relentless?"

"I don't know what?"

"The try-angle."

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👤︎ u/kevingcp
📅︎ Sep 14 2016
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