A list of puns related to "Tree Trimming"
...βMOM! DAD CALLED ME A LITTLE MORON!!β
I'm going to be their branch manager
..he was all bloody and scratched up. I yelled "dad you look awful!" to which he responded
"If you think this is bad, you should see the other guy! He lost several limbs!"
Said to my father, "It's hot out there."
He said, "The sun must be out."
I said, "The son is out, trimming trees with the mom!"
Eyes rolled.
Was trimming a palm tree this morning and a piece came flying down at my wife and she said did you see how close that got to me, I turned at her from my perched position on the ladder with a huge smile and replied 'oh I saw' as I brandished my rusty saw, quite proudly.
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
So I'm in my back yard trimming my trees. Some of them hang over the fence into my neighbor's yard. He was out back barbecuing, so I told him I'd try to keep the trimmings on my side but some branches might fall in his yard.
Well, it happens, and one of his kids shouts "dad! there's a branch in our yard!"
Neighbor: "It's okay honey."
Me: "Sorry about that. I guess I was just branching out."
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