A list of puns related to "Travel Country"
Contour
He said "Czech mate"
Iβm in the business of raisin awareness.
He was a wise man of many cultures.
He hiked several miles to a farmhouse, and asked the farmer if there was a place he could stay overnight.
βSure,β said the farmer, βmy wife died several years ago, and my two daughters are twenty-one and twenty-three, but theyβre off to college, and Iβm all by myself, so I have lots of room to put you up.β
Hearing this, the salesman turned around and started walking back toward the highway.
The farmer called after him,βDidnβt you hear what I said? I have lots of room.β
βI heard you,β said the salesman, βbut I think Iβm in the wrong joke.β
Bubble rap.
After some chit chat, I dropped a doozy on my wife this morning.
"Hey dear, why was 6 afraid of 7i?"
"What? I don't know."
"Because he has an irrational fear!"
"I'm not awake enough for this shit."
Santa decides it's time to put his 364 days worth of downtime to use, so he travels to Warsaw to join the Army.
The recruiter says "Sir, only natives of this country can join the military".
Santa replies, "I understand, and I meet the requirements".
"How so?" queries the Recruiter.
Santa smiles and says, "Isn't it obvious I am North Pole-ish?"
My mom told me this pointless story that I was sure was going to be a pun. What should this have been leading up to?
> I read about these two men who practiced log rolling tricks and traveled all over the country. One would jump right over the other one. They even had a dog trained to do tricks with them.
No points for "the aristocrats!"
My cousin and his wife have a 3 year old daughter, and they're traveling to visit us cross-country for Thanksgiving. In the hotel last night, cousin (Steven) was discussing breakfast with his daughter (Emily).
Steven: "Tomorrow morning, before we leave, the hotel is going to cook us breakfast!"
Emily: "Daddy, how is the hotel going to cook us breakfast? It doesn't even have hands!"
Steven said he's never been prouder.
My parents have been traveling the world and my Mom bought my Dad a big world map (in a frame) for his birthday. It comes with tacks that you stick into the countries you have visited. Once they put the tacks in I dropped this.
Me: Isn't it funny how every country you have visited is now "under attack"?
My Mom glared at me and it took my Dad a couple seconds. He giggled and gave me that "I'm laughing but you know that was terrible" look.
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you
can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be
driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends,
family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much
on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit
there too often. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to
stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin
flowing and pumps up the old heart!
At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country I was in. It's
an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.
PLEASE DO YOUR PART! LOVE EACH OTHER! YEP!
My job is done! Life is too short for negative drama and petty
things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!
From one unstable person to another. I hope everyone is happy in your head -
we're all doing pretty well in mine!
Just kidding. All my travel plans are to doctors and the bathroom.
I was talking to my dad about the possibility of traveling to another country and studying abroad. When I asked him if he's ever studied abroad he replied, "I've studied many broads."
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