A list of puns related to "Transgender People"
Because I'd be a transparent
Because they become trans-parent
Was it the latter or the former?
Daughter: “Dad, do you know how non-binary people harm each other?”
Dad: Puzzled, confused look “Um, no…how?”
Daughter: “They / them”. (They slash them)
Dad: “I’m so proud”
Because they're ex-men.
Please go easy on my non-PC joke. I just came up with it while watching x-men
if they did, they could go on a transmission
-- authentic dadjoke overheard at breakfast
Oh wait i mean the president
Creds to my dad for that joke
My daughter comes home from school and plops down in the chair in front of me hands in her hair
Daughter: My Homework is SOO gay
Me: I'm glad to hear that it's LGTBY friendly
She gives me a blank stare with a few blinks for about 10 seconds
Daughter: What!? Dad.. NO! It's not that! I mean it's... Just... no!
Me: Oh! so it's happy then! I'm glad your homework had a great day at school!
My daughter exhales sharply
Daughter: Sure dad, it's Happiest homework ever!
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