[Spoiler] So, I heard Toys “R” Us is going to release a new TLJ Snoke Action Figure
but he will be released in two pieces
Dadjoke scares toys'r'us employees.
Today at the local toys'r'us with my SO and the kids. We approach two teenagers restocking the shelves from a pallet full of cardboard boxes. I hear one of them ask the other if she has seen the knife. The other says no, an I notice they're searching for it. As we pass i ask if "they're looking for one of them retractable knifes?"
Her: "Yes"
Me: "I think i saw a kid running around with it over there" *points with thumb over my shoulder
Her:...-...! *face turns white
My SO: I'm sorry he's joking. Arrrg! 2rgeir can't I take you anywhere?
Me: *snickering
Had a kid tell me to "grow up." I said that's impossible
I'm a Toys 'R' Us kid.
