Needless to say Dad is a better body man than I am. He fixed THIS just because we all said he couldn't.
After my first post, I've had about 20 people in DMs chasing me down for a follow up, as I said I'd do a part 2 if the first one got enough attention. Top of the Hot category and 363 updoots later, and here I am. If you want part one, go check my posts in this sub! Anyways, lets get this rolling!
2013 BMW M6 Coupe (S1 900)
This one surprised me, as at just under 4000 lbs, you would think it drives like a boat, but good god no. This thing is an absolute grip beast, and with just over 1000hp in S1, even Pro difficulty bots dont stand a chance. This thing breaks like a champ, sits at just over 200 mph, and turns like a dream. If your starting out and want something to take out and drive fast, but you dont need to be Lewis Hamilton to drive, this is it right here!
2013 Audi R8 V10 5.3 Quatro (S1 900)
Yes, I get it, the LFA has a cooler V10 and sounds amazing. But what the LFA doesn't have is a roof carrier, a PHAT Liberty Walk widebody, and slides like a dream with under 1000hp. This thing looks good, and slides on asphalt like you on an ice sidewalk at 3am, saying that it takes 0 effort to drift this thing. This car is great to learn both flat, uphill, and downhill drifting, especially if you want to start slow.
2011 Gallardo LP 570-4 Superleggera (A 800)
This car in series 1 was getting scalped to the moon and back on the auction house, but if you can snipe one out, go for it. It starts in S1, but with some clever down tuning and playing with your alignment and gearbox, this thing can be an A class monster both on and off road. This will outpace most cars in A class, and if you're skilled, you'll annihilate in online road races with it. 570 HP has never felt so fast. Enjoy~
1983 Volkswagen Golf GTI (B 700)
This thing is evil. On road, it doesn't do very well, but if you throw some off road tires and rally suspension on this thing, and you've got a nasty little rally car no one will expect. It's a short, stout little beast that works wonders in the dirt. Just make sure its AWD, or you'll have some trouble keeping up with Escorts and M2002s.
1969 Toyota 2000GT (B 700)
Absolute grip machine. It might not pull very hard, and on the straights it suffers, but if the course you're driving is full of turns, feel free to enjoy the inside of everyone's lines, because you'll be slingshotting around the entire lobby with this beast. Doesn't even need AWD to keep traction, and sticks like glue to the pavement. easily one of my favorite B class road cars.
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
It really does, I swear!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
