A list of puns related to "Toyota Car"
I replied, "thanks, I'll get it tested for Corollavirus".
It's Prius-toric
So Mercedes-Benz over to pick them up.
I have an Xterra that I affectionately call Alexis.
"With all the off road stuff on the Xterra, I think it needs a more butch sounding name."
"Like what?"
"Liam."
"Liam?! You can't just change her name like that."
"Yeah, Liam Nissan."
I thought her eyes were going to fall out she rolled them so hard.
Problem is my 3 and half year old doesn't understand car makes and models! What kind of car does a pirate drive? A Toyota YAAARis
Dad: Hey, These cars these days are all plastic and can't take a single hit, they should make a toyota out of heavy metal. Me:Wut? Dad: Yeah, they could make a heavy metal toyota and call it.... "Judas Prius"
Normally, my dad drives a more luxurious car, but he's rented some model of Toyota since one of the tires on his car is blown out. My brother and I are sitting in the back and as he's fiddling with the buttons, my brother says,
"Hey, dad, where are the buttons for the heated seats?"
To which my father sharply replies, "They're in the Jaguar."
So a friend of mine wanted to get her a Toyota 4runner for about the past 6 months. After that much looking and searching, she went to look at a new 4runner today. After looking at one with her dad for a while and valuing her mustang...they asked for them to hold it for a few days and they said sure thing!
A little while later, probably about 6... she gets a text from her dad "They sold the car." Upset, she went about the day waiting for dinner that night. Once we got here we hung out for a bit and ate! Her dad told her to go downstairs and get something. (I'm sure you know where this is going) She goes down stairs and finds her new car. She runs back up the stairs and says "I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY SOLD IT!
"They did sell it! You never asked who bought it."
While in the car, I played some music a friend of mine has produced. I made a gesture towards the speakers and said: "That's name of my friend."
Without batting an eye, he replied: "No, that's a Toyota.", and chuckled.
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