Top 10 Worst Puns

My sister just asked me to make a ranking of top 10 worst things characters have done and here's what I came up with (I'd like to see what you think as well)

1. alex leaving jo
2. richard having an affair with ellis
3. owen "you killed our baby"
4. izzie leaving alex with her medical bills
5. april leaving matthew at the altar
6. owen cheating on cristina (not only because he cheated, but because of his intentions)
7. george and izzie's affair
8. addie sleeping with mark when she was married to derek
9. arizona cheating and "you lost nothing"
10. mer not calling derek's family when he died
11. jo beating up chest peckwell
12. catherine going after april when she was pregant with harriet
13. richard sleeping with catherine when adele was sick
14. derek not telling mer he was married
15. catherine buying the hospital richard worked at

HM: burke leaving cristina (good intentions, stillt terrible)

i ended up doing top 15 because i had too many honorable mentions - would you add or switch anything?

With Victory 5 losing yet another Bo3 in China, I thought it worthy to look at who the WORST teams are in the history of professional league in the major four regions. To be eligible for this list, you must have played at least seven games in your split (shoutout to Korea Champions 2014) and have only won at MOST two or matches. With that, here are the worst teams of all time:

In my opinion, if Victory Five get 2-0ed by VICI they indisputably keep the worst team of all time spot with what would be their impressive game record of 1-32 with their only win being over the second to last place team LNG. Let me know what y'all think and if I missed anyone. All data is from the gamepedia for each league.

*Edit: Typo

So I downloaded all (I hope) of WSB in an excel file. Around 250k posts from 1/31/2012 until 9/17/2019. I then found every stock ticker mentioned in the Russell 3000 and tracked how much that post beat/lost to the market. That left me with 48k posts. Here are the top ten users to beat the market. I am only looking at users who posted more than 10 times. The Avg_Adjust Dividend Adjusted Day Close Price change from one close to the next for that ticker, minus the change in $SPY. I also acknowledge that posting a stock ticker does not imply that the user is recommending to buy that stock.

I am currently running regressions trying to find a statistically relevant relationship between word choice ("buy", "sell", "bear", "short", and general WSB lingo/slurs) and the returns on this site. Any suggestions on relationships to explore would be greatly appreciated as my Capstone project is due on Monday. Once I turn in the paper, if I don't start trading on a WSB algorithm, I will release the full data-set for all to play with.

EDIT: Best Post Worst Post

10 Worst Users

10 Best Users

1. Fant4stic
2. Green Lantern
3. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
4. Justice League
5. Venom
6. TMNT: Out of the Shadows
7. Suicide Squad
8. Batman v Superman
9. X-Men Origins: Wolverine
10. Thor: The Dark World

Honestly the stars have been a supernatural phenomenon this year. Starting off Like a black hole where there was no light in the darkness 1-7-1. To shooting off for 12 straight games with points and a 10-0-1 stretch. To Firing their Headcoach like a solar flare with no explanation for weeks. To winning the winter classic to Now playing some of the ugliest hockey that has been played since the lockout.

I’m not going to sugar coat it, this team is down right bad on offense. Our current leading goal scorers Radulov and Roope hintz are at 15 goals which is good for checks notes 85th and 86th place overall. Whilst SEGUIN our leading point getter has 37 which is good for ..... tied for 75th.

Most hockey fans know SEGUIN and Benn. And most big hockey fans know radulov pavelski and Perry. Yet the stars can’t seem to muster up any sort of offense... like at all. They have the 3rd least goals in the nhl 131 behind the wings 111 and Kings 130. For reference the Avs have 179 and Caps have 190.

However the stars Defense continues to be stifling good and the goalies are continuing where they left off last year.

Everyone remembers monster bishops game 7 vs stl that almost gave Benn a chance to wrap around and win. But most don’t know that Dobby (Anton Khoudobin) is absolutely crushing it this year like he did last year. Top 3 in sv% and top 10 in GAA.

The stars also have a checking line known as the FCC amongst some fans. Faksa Comaue and Cogliano. This line is suffocating and even looked good against The McDavid Line. They are constantly out on the PK and can be trusted against any line in the league

Our Defense led by Lindell and Miro has looked stellar too. Klinger has had a tough season so far but is still a solid top 4 Dman and we have great depth with Sekera, Fedun, Polak oleksiak and Johns

So if your team so happens to get the unlucky draw of playing the stars this post season get ready for some of the most gritty disgusting grind it out hockey you have seen since 2003.

We don’t play with pace, we don’t play with open lanes, but we do hit hard and we do block shots. Hopefully something changes for the stars but change isn’t always good I just wish we swapped for gallant when he became available.

We're switching it up this week on Too Specific Top 10, and ranking the least played Commander Precon cards! It's important to note that we're not counting reprints for this ranking, however... I'm not sure I want to open that particular can of worms at this exact moment.

Also, if you're here for more C19, well, sorry to dissapoint. We don't have any data yet!

Hope you enjoy, and let us know what you think the worst Commander Precon cards are!

It's for the regular season.
In bold: Active players.
In bold for 3PT% - average or below 3pt shooting in today's standards - 34.8% so far in the 2021-2022 season.

1.Ray Allen 7429 - 40%
2.Stephen Curry 6929 - 43.1%
3.James Harden 6918 - 36.3% (He is 33.7% this season, so far)
4.Reggie Miller 6486 - 39.5%
5.Jamal Crawford 6379 - 34.8%
6.Vince Carter 6168 - 37.1%
7.Jason Terry 6010 - 38%
8.LeBron James 5890 - 34.5% (He is 34.9% this season, so far)
9.Paul Pierce 5816 - 36.8%
10.Damian Lillard 5722 - 37.3% (He is 32.7% this season, so far)
11.Kyle Korver 5715 - 42.9%
12.Jason Kidd 5701 - 34.9%
13.Kobe Bryant 5546 - 32.9% - 24-R.I.P legend-24
14.Joe Johnson 5331 - 37.1% (Didn't take any 3-point shot as 40 years old, yet)
15.Dirk Nowitzki 5210 - 38%
16.J.R. Smith 5178 - 37.3%
17.Kyle Lowry 5164 - 36.6% (He is 32.5% this season, so far)
18.Paul George 4805 - 38.1% (He is 32.3% this season, so far)
19.Chauncey Billups 4725 - 38.7%
20.J.J. Redick 4704 - 41.5%
21.Carmelo Anthony 4668 - 35.% (He is 40.1% this s

5 out of the Top 10 Worst Bullpens of 2019 are in the NL East.

All from John Schuhmann Twitter

This is worrisome for both clubs but less so Cleveland because of Playoff LeBron.

Raptors vs offenses ranked:

21-30: record of 28-1

11-20: record of 18-9

1-10: record of 8-10

Their defensive numbers seem to be inflated by dominating lesser competition. It's also evident in their record vs teams under .500 (33-2) vs teams over .500 (21-18)

Some more food for thought. Both of Toronto's potential first round matchups in Milwaukee and Miami present a unique challenge that directly goes against one of their weaknesses.

Milwaukee has a top 10 offense (raptors have a negative record vs top 10 offenses this season) as well as Giannis who would undoubtedly be the best player in that series

Miami has the best defense in the NBA vs teams with a top 10 offense. Toronto currently sits with the 3rd best offense in the league. Source

This leads me to believe Toronto will not have the dominant post season many believe is around the corner for them. They will still most likely make it to the 2nd round but it will be the same pattern of up and down performances and long series'

Here's an archive of the first post where mostly European users (due to the time of his post) question his motives and call him crazy:

What about this? What if we together here set a date, a date when we all call/approach/harass/whoops I mean “say hey to” our individual state governors? We call them up, or maybe storm each of the FIFTY state capitol buildings at once. I’m talking down to the minute..

Then here's an archive of post #2, crying about how nobody stood up for him and just watched while he was 'harassed':

I was just harassed for over an hour in front of all of you on my post and not one of you stood up for me. This’ll be my last post here for awhile. Thought you people were interested in making a difference

That definitely cracked me up this morning, wow.

Edit:

Since it was deleted for being "off topic" (not inciting violence), the links have been replaced with archived links.

Out of all 66 books of the Holy Bible, what are the top 10 worst books in your opinion?

My list:

1. Book of Revelation: Easily the number one worst book and a favorite to many end-times preachers. If you thought God flooding billions of people was bad, wait until you see what he will do. God will destroy the world and the majority of humans in atrocious ways, and then he will torture the unsaved's souls in hell while his followers enter heaven worshiping him for eternity. Such a perfect ending of the battle between good and evil./s
2. Book of Job: This book is a showcase of God's assholery. All he did was allow Satan to ruin Job's life just for him to prove his loyalty to God. And then he had the nerve to dress down Job for questioning him even if he accepted the stupid bet from Satan. Then he replaces Job's family with a new one. Yippee!/s
3. The 4 Gospels: While it does contain some nice things about forgiveness and kindness, you can't ignore the questionable parts with Jesus introducing some new ideas like thoughtcrime, allowing people to smack you around, complete devotion to him while hating your family, and of course, hell. Also worth mention is God coming up with a silly idea to solve the problem of sin by sacrificing himself to himself to appease his wrath and create loopholes of those laws he created.
4. Book of Judges: There's no need to explain this because it's a really violent and gory book. And one of the prime examples are the father sacrificing his daughter to God and a woman having her body parts cut off.
5. Book of Numbers: I really feel sorry for the Israelites having to put up with wandering the desert while God simply doesn't give a fuck and kills them for complaining about their hardships. And there's killing everyone outside of the religion except for the young virgins.
6. Book of Deuteronomy: It's really like Leviticus, but with some additions. It's rather more forceful than Leviticus.
7. Book of Leviticus: It's basically a law book. And the laws are so ridiculous and the punishments are even more ridiculous. Sacrifice animals, slavery, and killing various people like disobedient children, adulterers, homosexuals, blasphemers, stick-gatherers, and many others.
8. Book of Genesis: The highlights being the awkward origins of life, God overreacting over Adam and Eve eating the fruit, God flooding the majority of the human race even if he should've known how they would turn out, God confusing the languages of people for building a to

Realized numbering fucks with the format. Changed to no numbers, but list goes from 10 to 1

Biggest POS award goes to Geoffrey. Duh. Besides the obvious, the thing that first set me off about him is how he totally pressured Varya into having sex when he first arrived and got angry when she didn't feel comfortable. Everything sets him off. Might as well shack up with that other woman desperate for him because he doesn't even deserve someone as okay and America-hungry as Varya.

Eg. He'd be number one, but there's no evidence of him being a wife-beater. So culturally incompetent (he didn't deserve Rose's/her family's hospitality) and disgusting to ply a woman younger than his daughter with alcohol to get her to sleep with him when she clearly didn't want to. (Noticing any patterns?) Just gross. Assaulting to all the senses.

Belly Ghoul Visa (AKA The Human Cigarette). Stupid weird "Nigerian" accent, rude and embarrassing, controlling, wildly insecure gaslighter, and treats her boy toy like a commodity when obviously the only reason he's even bothering with her is because he has a chance of being an Uber driver in her tin can town. Have some self-awareness, self-respect, and humility, and be a fucking role model for your daughter.

Stephanie/Clarissa. Girl you CLEARLY don't know what you want. You're CLEARLY not ready for an emotionally intimate relationship (or, at least, with Erika). You set up false expectations for someone you obviously don't "love" enough to give any sort of affirmation of your affection. You are so self-absorbed in your own pity party that you don't even bother to acknowledge the validity of someone's grievances about you. (Notice how Erika uses more "we" and "I" language and Stephanie keeps hitting back with the "you don't understand meeeeee".)

Ash. Just give a straight freaking sentence dude. I actually LOVED how Antish decimated his bullshit right in front of his and Avery's faces. It's one thing to be diplomatic and considerate of your answers, but it's another to just... NOT answer. Be real.

Antish. I'm starting on the positives here because I actually thought he was hilarious. He's like if Side Eye became a person. Ash totally cowered under his brother's gaze because he knows his brother knows what's up. I don't care if people thought he was a killjoy, I'd be a killjoy just like him in the same case.

Everyone in Nigeria. From the shared queen bed roomates, to the half-empty Club Bar Code, to Sister and Mommy Usman, Mas

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