Tooth Pulling Puns

Is it acci-dental?

DO you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

As you may know, after you get a tooth pulled, you can't drink from a straw, or do anything that causes a suction effect, else you may get dry socket.

I told my wife that she should call her boss and say this will be her most productive week... because she's not allowed to suck at anything.........

Everyone but my wife laughed.

I had to pull it out of him.

I had to get a root canal at the dentist the other day and the dentist told me that I could either keep my tooth and get a root canal (more expensive) or just get the tooth pulled and replaced by something else (a bit less expensive). He then asked me what I wanted to do.

I told him I'd like to keep my tooth; I've become pretty attached to it.

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So my step daughter is recovering from having here wisdom teeth pulled 3 days ago.

She just asked "so how do I brush my teeth"? (Her dentist gave special instructions).

I replied "with a tooth brush".

She flips me off. God I love my kids.

Is it..... AcciDental

He said it was accidental

It was accidental.

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?