Imfinity war

Captain America: Guys, how do we defeat him?

Tony: You can't . He is stronger Thanos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nocturnal_shit
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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A dad joke from my record store days

I used to work at a record store in my younger years (read: my 20's). Im working with my friend Tony and the store is dead. A guy walks in and approaches the counter where we are both standing. After the usual greeting, the guy asks "Where do y'all keep the Little Feat". Without missing a beat, I say "in little shoes." I break out laughing, while Tony says "it's right over here in pop. I'll show you". I continued to laugh for about 20 minutes.

Also, no one ever finds this funny. It still makes me chuckle.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2015
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My dad got me at a football game yesterday, took a few seconds to click...

There was a famous ex-footballer called Tony Hazell who was doing a Q and A at half time. My dad turns to me and says, 'He's a bit of nut that guy.'

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