Tokyo Olympics Puns

A list of puns related to "Tokyo Olympics"

I met an athlete in Tokyo who was training for the Olympics. I asked, “Are you a pole vaulter?’

He said “My name is Vilhelm; I’m a Hungarian. The Pole, Valter, didn’t qualify.”

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👤︎ u/astrosmash77
📅︎ Aug 02 2021
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Wife while watching equestrian olympics: “How do you get your horse to Tokyo?!”

They fly coach!

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👤︎ u/jarboxen
📅︎ Jul 25 2021
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Lynn's nurse at the vaccination centre recently qualified for a sport in the Tokyo Olympics. What sport is it?

Javelin

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👤︎ u/shreya_shree
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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Why were the Olympic athletes in Tokyo so hot?

Because fans were not allowed.

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👤︎ u/ThusSpokeGaba
📅︎ Aug 09 2021
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Romania won 4 Olympic medals this year in Tokyo. 3 of them are from either sweep or sculling.

They must have a high degree of row mania over there.

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👤︎ u/0nlyHalfAsian
📅︎ Aug 10 2021
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