Cam Talbot is out at least two weeks. Todd McLellan adds: β€œIt could be longer.” twitter.com/reporterchris…
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πŸ“’ Voting for the /r/DCcomics Best of 2021 Awards is now live!

Edit: I hope that whoever spent all day making alt accounts to stuff the vote realizes that it takes me all of five minutes to throw all 90 of your votes out.


Hit the deck, voting for the /r/DCcomics Best of 2021 Awards is now officially underway! Details for all the nominees are listed below. The poll will stay open for about a week.

If your favorite creator or book didn't get nominated, well there's only one explanation. Feel free to use the r/dccomicscirclejerk salt thread. Consider using that, instead of harassing me with hate mail (yes, that happened) or making 80+ Google accounts to stuff the ballot box (also happened).

Past years' winners can be found here.

#--->Vote here<---


#Best Writer

Tom King
> Batman/Catwoman
> Batman: Black & White #2
> The Human Target
> Rorschach
> Strange Adventures
> Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow
> Superman: Red & Blue #6
> Wonder Woman 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1

Grant Morrison
> The Green Lantern: Season Two
> Superman and the Authority
> Wonder Woman: Earth One, Vol. 3

Mariko Tamaki
> Batman: Black & White #5
> Batman Secret Files: Huntress #1
> Crush & Lobo
> DC Festival of Heroes: The Asian Superhero Celebration #1
> DC Pride #1
> Detective Comics
> Future State: Dark Detective
> Green Arrow 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1
> I Am Not Starfire
> Wonder Woman: Black & Gold #2

Tom Taylor
> Batman: The Detective
> Dark Knights of Steel
> DCeased: Dead Planet
> Green Arrow 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1
> Nightwing
> Superman: Son of Kal-El

James Tynion IV
> Batman
> Batman Secret Files: Miracle Molly #1
> Batman Secret Files: Peacekeeper-01 #1
> Batman Secret Files: The Gardener #1
> Batman Special Edition #1
> Batman: Fear State
> DC Pride #1
> DC vs. Vampires
> Infinite Frontier #0
> The Joker
> The Nice House on the Lake

Ram V
> Catwoman
> Future State: Catwoman
> Future State: Justice League
> Future State: Swamp Thing
> Justice Lea

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Pun intended.
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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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School Was Clothed
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Letting loose with these puns
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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-38)!+ Accepting requests every day
  • If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
  • Books (pdf) are delivered through Google-Drive link
  • You can also send requests via reddit chat or by telegram .
  • Also, upvote the post if you found it useful

Please find the list below:

12238.Argument Today 2nd edition Richard Johnson-Sheehan, Charles Paine

12239.A Guided Approach to Intermediate & Advanced Coding 2nd edition Jennifer LamΓ©

12240.Argument Today 2nd edition Richard Johnson-Sheehan, Charles Paine

12241.Human Anatomy & Physiology Laboratory Manual: Making Connections, Main Version 2nd edition Catharine C. Whiting

12242.Human Anatomy & Physiology Laboratory Manual: Making Connections, Cat Version 2nd edition Catharine C. Whiting

12243.Keys to Medical Assisting: A Pocket Guide 2nd edition Jahangir Moini

12244.Nutrition and Diet Therapy for Nurses 2nd edition Sheila Tucker, Vera Dauffenbach

12245.Human Anatomy & Physiology Laboratory Manual: Making Connections, Fetal Pig Version 2nd edition Catharine C. Whiting

12246.Visual Anatomy & Physiology Lab Manual, Pig Version 2nd edition Stephen N. Sarikas

12247.Dosage Calculations: A Multi-Method Approach 2nd edition Anthony Giangrasso, Dolores Shrimpton

12248.Algebra (Classic Version) 2nd edition Michael Artin

12249.Differential Equations with Boundary Value Problems (Classic Version) 2nd edition John Polking, Al Boggess,

12250.My Windows 10 (includes video and Content Update Program) 2nd edition Katherine Murray

12251.Visual Anatomy & Physiology Lab Manual, Cat Version 2nd edition Stephen N. Sarikas

12252.Visual Anatomy & Physiology Lab Manual, Main Version 2nd edition Stephen N. Sarikas, Stephen N. Sarikas

12253.My macOS 2nd edition John Ray

12254.Welcome to Culinary School: A Culinary Student Survival Guide 2nd edition Daniel Traster

12255.GO! with Computer Concepts Getting Started 2nd edition Zackary Hubbard

12256.Medical Terminology: Get Connected! 2nd edition Suzanne S Frucht

12257.Android Tips and Tricks: Covers Android 5 and Android 6 devices 2nd edition Guy Hart-Davis

12258.Twenty Studies That Revolutionized Child Psychology 2nd edition Wallace Dixon

12259.Local Anesthesia for Dental Professionals 2nd edition K

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Couch potato
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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Baka!
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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is Isn't
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My 9 year old son just asked me to pretend I was a police officer arresting him for downloading the entire Wikipedia. Me: Young man, you're under arrest for downloading the entire Wikipedia!

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

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@u/mordrathe - remix
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! πŸ˜€ Thank you for the awards.

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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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The two genders
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Announcing the /r/DCcomics Best of 2021 Finalists! (Voting starts soon!)

Alright folks, it's been a very competitive nomination round, but after 400+ entries, countless votes, multiple ties, and several late surges, we've finalized the ballot for the /r/DCcomics Best of 2021 Awards. We selected 5-6 nominees for each category, but some contests were so tight that we had to let in a 7th or even 8th nominee.

The ballot itself will be posted some time tomorrow, when I get around to making it. We'll keep it open for about a week. Until then, feel free to make predictions or use this as a guide to catch up on reading. In January, we'll announce the winners. January's Character of the Month will go to the top vote-getter in the Best New Character category in the nomination thread.

If your favorite creator or book didn't get nominated, well there's only one explanation. Feel free to use the r/dccomicscirclejerk salt thread. Consider using that, instead of harassing me with hate mail (yes, that happened) or making 80+ Google accounts to stuff the ballot box (also happened).

Past years' winners can be found here.


#Best Writer

Tom King
> Batman/Catwoman
> Batman: Black & White #2
> The Human Target
> Rorschach
> Strange Adventures
> Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow
> Superman: Red & Blue #6
> Wonder Woman 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1

Grant Morrison
> The Green Lantern: Season Two
> Superman and the Authority
> Wonder Woman: Earth One, Vol. 3

Mariko Tamaki
> Batman: Black & White #5
> Batman Secret Files: Huntress #1
> Crush & Lobo
> DC Festival of Heroes: The Asian Superhero Celebration #1
> DC Pride #1
> Detective Comics
> Future State: Dark Detective
> Green Arrow 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1
> I Am Not Starfire
> Wonder Woman: Black & Gold #2

Tom Taylor
> Batman: The Detective
> Dark Knights of Steel
> DCeased: Dead Planet
> Green Arrow 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1
> Nightwing
> Superman: Son of Kal-El

James Tynion IV
> Batman
> Batman Secret Files: Miracle Molly #1
> Batman Secr

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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