A list of puns related to "Todd Talbot"
Edit: I hope that whoever spent all day making alt accounts to stuff the vote realizes that it takes me all of five minutes to throw all 90 of your votes out.
Hit the deck, voting for the /r/DCcomics Best of 2021 Awards is now officially underway! Details for all the nominees are listed below. The poll will stay open for about a week.
If your favorite creator or book didn't get nominated, well there's only one explanation. Feel free to use the r/dccomicscirclejerk salt thread. Consider using that, instead of harassing me with hate mail (yes, that happened) or making 80+ Google accounts to stuff the ballot box (also happened).
Past years' winners can be found here.
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#Best Writer
Tom King
> Batman/Catwoman
> Batman: Black & White #2
> The Human Target
> Rorschach
> Strange Adventures
> Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow
> Superman: Red & Blue #6
> Wonder Woman 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1
Grant Morrison
> The Green Lantern: Season Two
> Superman and the Authority
> Wonder Woman: Earth One, Vol. 3
Mariko Tamaki
> Batman: Black & White #5
> Batman Secret Files: Huntress #1
> Crush & Lobo
> DC Festival of Heroes: The Asian Superhero Celebration #1
> DC Pride #1
> Detective Comics
> Future State: Dark Detective
> Green Arrow 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1
> I Am Not Starfire
> Wonder Woman: Black & Gold #2
Tom Taylor
> Batman: The Detective
> Dark Knights of Steel
> DCeased: Dead Planet
> Green Arrow 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1
> Nightwing
> Superman: Son of Kal-El
James Tynion IV
> Batman
> Batman Secret Files: Miracle Molly #1
> Batman Secret Files: Peacekeeper-01 #1
> Batman Secret Files: The Gardener #1
> Batman Special Edition #1
> Batman: Fear State
> DC Pride #1
> DC vs. Vampires
> Infinite Frontier #0
> The Joker
> The Nice House on the Lake
Ram V
> Catwoman
> Future State: Catwoman
> Future State: Justice League
> Future State: Swamp Thing
> Justice Lea
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
[Removed]
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Please find the list below:
12238.Argument Today 2nd edition Richard Johnson-Sheehan, Charles Paine
12239.A Guided Approach to Intermediate & Advanced Coding 2nd edition Jennifer LamΓ©
12240.Argument Today 2nd edition Richard Johnson-Sheehan, Charles Paine
12241.Human Anatomy & Physiology Laboratory Manual: Making Connections, Main Version 2nd edition Catharine C. Whiting
12242.Human Anatomy & Physiology Laboratory Manual: Making Connections, Cat Version 2nd edition Catharine C. Whiting
12243.Keys to Medical Assisting: A Pocket Guide 2nd edition Jahangir Moini
12244.Nutrition and Diet Therapy for Nurses 2nd edition Sheila Tucker, Vera Dauffenbach
12245.Human Anatomy & Physiology Laboratory Manual: Making Connections, Fetal Pig Version 2nd edition Catharine C. Whiting
12246.Visual Anatomy & Physiology Lab Manual, Pig Version 2nd edition Stephen N. Sarikas
12247.Dosage Calculations: A Multi-Method Approach 2nd edition Anthony Giangrasso, Dolores Shrimpton
12248.Algebra (Classic Version) 2nd edition Michael Artin
12249.Differential Equations with Boundary Value Problems (Classic Version) 2nd edition John Polking, Al Boggess,
12250.My Windows 10 (includes video and Content Update Program) 2nd edition Katherine Murray
12251.Visual Anatomy & Physiology Lab Manual, Cat Version 2nd edition Stephen N. Sarikas
12252.Visual Anatomy & Physiology Lab Manual, Main Version 2nd edition Stephen N. Sarikas, Stephen N. Sarikas
12253.My macOS 2nd edition John Ray
12254.Welcome to Culinary School: A Culinary Student Survival Guide 2nd edition Daniel Traster
12255.GO! with Computer Concepts Getting Started 2nd edition Zackary Hubbard
12256.Medical Terminology: Get Connected! 2nd edition Suzanne S Frucht
12257.Android Tips and Tricks: Covers Android 5 and Android 6 devices 2nd edition Guy Hart-Davis
12258.Twenty Studies That Revolutionized Child Psychology 2nd edition Wallace Dixon
12259.Local Anesthesia for Dental Professionals 2nd edition K
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Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
Alright folks, it's been a very competitive nomination round, but after 400+ entries, countless votes, multiple ties, and several late surges, we've finalized the ballot for the /r/DCcomics Best of 2021 Awards. We selected 5-6 nominees for each category, but some contests were so tight that we had to let in a 7th or even 8th nominee.
The ballot itself will be posted some time tomorrow, when I get around to making it. We'll keep it open for about a week. Until then, feel free to make predictions or use this as a guide to catch up on reading. In January, we'll announce the winners. January's Character of the Month will go to the top vote-getter in the Best New Character category in the nomination thread.
If your favorite creator or book didn't get nominated, well there's only one explanation. Feel free to use the r/dccomicscirclejerk salt thread. Consider using that, instead of harassing me with hate mail (yes, that happened) or making 80+ Google accounts to stuff the ballot box (also happened).
Past years' winners can be found here.
#Best Writer
Tom King
> Batman/Catwoman
> Batman: Black & White #2
> The Human Target
> Rorschach
> Strange Adventures
> Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow
> Superman: Red & Blue #6
> Wonder Woman 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1
Grant Morrison
> The Green Lantern: Season Two
> Superman and the Authority
> Wonder Woman: Earth One, Vol. 3
Mariko Tamaki
> Batman: Black & White #5
> Batman Secret Files: Huntress #1
> Crush & Lobo
> DC Festival of Heroes: The Asian Superhero Celebration #1
> DC Pride #1
> Detective Comics
> Future State: Dark Detective
> Green Arrow 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1
> I Am Not Starfire
> Wonder Woman: Black & Gold #2
Tom Taylor
> Batman: The Detective
> Dark Knights of Steel
> DCeased: Dead Planet
> Green Arrow 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1
> Nightwing
> Superman: Son of Kal-El
James Tynion IV
> Batman
> Batman Secret Files: Miracle Molly #1
> Batman Secr
There hasn't been a post all year!
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