Todd Boyd Puns

Think the glasses are so cool and haven't been able to find what they are anywhere. Thought someone here might.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Background and Identification:

Rebecca Boyd was 29 years old with two young children when she disappeared in 2002. Her estranged husband reported her missing on July 30, 2002. She had last been seen near Lawton, Oklahoma on July 26, 2002. Rebecca, a resident of Muskogee, was not from the area, but was known to visit family in the area.

On July 13, 2005, a farmer discovered a human skull in his field. No other remains were recovered, and a cause of death could not be determined. The site where the skull was discovered was just a quarter mile away from where a victim of a serial killer operating in the area had been discovered two years earlier. In September 2021, University of North Texas discovered a match when Rebecca's DNA profile was uploaded. Now the OSBI is hoping her identification could lead to her killer. Her son Todd, who was 9 when she disappeared, fears he may never receive answers.

Although Rebecca was reported relatively quickly after her disappearance, I could find only one search result about her case from before she was identified. A Facebook page titled Oklahoma Cold Case made a post about her on March 7, 2020 which provided a few details about her appearance, but there was not much information available otherwise. Rebecca had four tattoos, but this would ultimately prove unhelpful in her identification since it was three years before remains were recovered, and it was not a full recovery.

Theories:

I would be very interested to know who Rebecca was visiting, how frequently she visited, if anyone traveled with her, and what the arrangements were like. Did she ever take her children with her? Did she always go alone or travel with a friend? How did she get there? Did she stay at someone's house or in a hotel/motel? Unfortunately there is just not a lot to go on here.

There was a serial killer operating in the Lawton area between 1999 and 2003. (I will not go into much detail about that on this post, but will link to a thorough write up from this sub down below.) Though 5 of the 6 victims were known sex workers in the Cache Road area, we do not know enough about Rebecca to know if she may have been a sex worker or not. No news articles about her identification mention her as a possible victim of the Lawton serial killer except to say her body was discovered very close to where one of the victims had been dumped (likely Pamela Woodring). However, the OSBI made comments that alluded to this being a homicide investigation despite the c

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved