I was at a wedding this weekend...

The mic was open for toasts to the married couple. they were calling for any last toasts. I got up, borrowed somebody's bun from the luncheon, and whipped this one up.

This is bread, and this is a toast (raises glass). I love you guys!

There was only silence afterward.

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📅︎ May 11 2015
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