What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to france from america?
Son, we are now Europeants!
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized...
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︎ Oct 02 2020
I guess Iβm going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
I have decided to go to a city in SW France to study history and art.
I figure, what do I have Toulouse.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
We went to France a couple months ago.
We stayed at the Paris Hilton
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︎ Aug 23 2020
As we sat down for lunch, I proudly announced to my daughter, "Little known fact, the first French fries werenβt actually cooked in France!" Unimpressed, she ignored me and kept eating. Not being one to give up, I continued...
"Nope, they were cooked in Greece!"
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︎ Aug 20 2020
A gust of wind blew my wifeβs skirt up during our trip to France
That certainly wasnβt the Eiffel I was expecting
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︎ Apr 12 2020
The NBA played it's first game in France yesterday. I decided to use that opportunity to make a ton of French puns.
roto.life/nba-paris-game-β¦
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︎ Jan 25 2020
Fuck it, Iβm moving to France!
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︎ Jan 02 2020
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism
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︎ Jan 09 2020
Why Did France Send Such a Large and Heavy Version of the Statue of Liberty to the USA?
Because it violated their statue of limitations.
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︎ Feb 11 2020
I used to own 3 ski lodges, one in the Alps, one in Aspen and one in France. When I got divorced the first 2 times, my exes each got a lodge as part of the settlement. The third marriage, I decided I needed a prenuptial agreement to cover my assets. It was all I could do!
It's my last resort!
Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"
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︎ Jan 08 2020
I recently went to Nice, France, I'll do a quick report
I liked the city. It was Nice.
I didn't have a lot of luck with girls there however, I heard it's full of Nice girls and Nice guys.
TL;DR: Nice trip.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
What happens when you go to bathroom in France?
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︎ Dec 07 2019
Today my wife said "I would love to go to the south of France one day"
I said that would be Nice
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︎ Jul 11 2019
I drove from Spain to France. A lot of ants were in the car when we crossed the border. Are they immigr-ants?
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︎ Aug 11 2019
Went to university in France, but slipped during winter.
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︎ Oct 19 2019
I went to a haunted bed and breakfast in France
That place was giving me the crΓͺpes
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︎ Jun 24 2019
My Dad really messed up his wrists dragging his car from England to France.
He got car-pull-tunnel syndrome.
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︎ Dec 12 2018
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it
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︎ Apr 19 2016
When my family went to France I made sure we avoided the Eiffel tower because I was afraid it would suck our blood.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
Dude I went to France yesterday
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︎ Apr 16 2019
My friend asked me if I wanted to go on a trip to France with him...
I said sure, what have I got Toulouse?
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︎ Mar 15 2018
My father offered to pay for a trip to any city in France
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︎ May 10 2018
If life ever gets you down, just move to the south of France.
What have you got Toulouse?
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︎ Jun 10 2017
I used to live in France.
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︎ Jan 14 2018
What did the Roman Republic say to France?
You've got a lot of Gauls!
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︎ Sep 28 2018
About 10 years ago me, my dad, and a few more family members go to Paris, France for a week.
Before we leave someone asks if anyone speaks French.
Dad:"Yeah, millions of people"
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︎ Sep 22 2013
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
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︎ Oct 17 2019
I went to a haunted bed and breakfast in France
I left.
The place was giving me the crepes.
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︎ Jun 30 2019
What did the father ant say to his son when they moved from America to France.
Son, We are now Europeants.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
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